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Started by lapsedcat on May 16, 2018 1:03:13 PM
Thread in which potential contributors will be screened

If I think you're going to disrupt proceedings then I will kindly ask you to leave.

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Anthony16 - 16 May 2018 13:33:21 (#1 of 55)

screen me then.

RosyLovelady - 16 May 2018 13:34:49 (#2 of 55)

Tsk, that's a funny looking ID card you've got there, Mr16.

Tenesmus - 16 May 2018 13:35:27 (#3 of 55)

I'm wearing trainers.

RosyLovelady - 16 May 2018 13:35:56 (#4 of 55)

Yes, but they're personal trainers.

lapsedcat - 16 May 2018 13:49:15 (#5 of 55)

You lot are ok. You're in. Although watch that mouth of yours, Rosy. You're liable to antagonise some of the fainter souls with your patented acerbic wit.

tasselhoff - 16 May 2018 13:50:16 (#6 of 55)

Hello, nice thread.

Brunothecat - 16 May 2018 13:50:50 (#7 of 55)

Yes. But its a mice thread we want.

HouseOfLametta - 16 May 2018 13:51:41 (#8 of 55)

I hate Australia

rgtstoppedcounting - 16 May 2018 13:54:29 (#9 of 55)

Des anyne here speak Serbo-Croat? Only there's a monoglot crack whoer I need to refer to a soup kitchen. Urgently.

Faraway - 16 May 2018 14:01:01 (#10 of 55)

Is this screening similar to airport screening? Do I need to discard my gin water before entering?

otraynor - 16 May 2018 14:02:06 (#11 of 55)

I read screened as screwed.

Rendered - 16 May 2018 14:24:28 (#12 of 55)

It's what he really wants.

lusmeri1 - 16 May 2018 14:30:08 (#13 of 55)

If I have to be screened, I want one of those pretty Chinese screens with misty mountains and clumps of bamboo painted on it.

RosyLovelady - 16 May 2018 14:37:05 (#14 of 55)

The sort of thing the soubrette throws her smalls on, and looks over with a welcoming smile in her dressing room?

Faraway - 16 May 2018 14:37:42 (#15 of 55)

Or perhaps he’s carrying out a public health service and we’re all about to get a quick prostate check?

RosyLovelady - 16 May 2018 14:37:59 (#16 of 55)

Up yours!

Faraway - 16 May 2018 14:38:30 (#17 of 55)

That’s what I was worried about.

thismorning - 16 May 2018 16:05:35 (#18 of 55)

OK to bring a white 20 pound cursor on without a leash? It dosen't do anything, it just points at stuff and laughs. Harmless if you just leave it alone and don't poke it or anything, got it in Panang.

Brunothecat - 16 May 2018 16:07:43 (#19 of 55)

Sounds broken. It ought to point and curse.

FleurDuMal - 16 May 2018 16:08:21 (#20 of 55)

You couldn't screen me with the help of the Chinese Army!

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