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Started by Dubris on Jul 8, 2018 12:23:58 PM
A Midsummer Lost's Dream

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Laboured whimsy, occasional seriousness etc.

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Dubris - 08 Jul 2018 12:29:48 (#1 of 1399)

Just be grateful I didn't try to come up with a Proms-themed thread title.

phantlers - 08 Jul 2018 12:32:03 (#2 of 1399)

Thank you for the new thread Lost people, that last title was beginning to give me the heebee jeebies.

slicey - 08 Jul 2018 12:58:31 (#3 of 1399)

It's coming home, Lost is coming home.

LippyPongstocking - 08 Jul 2018 13:35:31 (#4 of 1399)

<sings Mendelssohn>

airynothing - 08 Jul 2018 13:57:48 (#5 of 1399)

<unknowingly acquires asses head, but gets to shag Titania>

Rendered - 08 Jul 2018 14:18:01 (#6 of 1399)

Your Bottom has been lauded from Stirling to Worthing.

Sabacious - 08 Jul 2018 15:13:01 (#7 of 1399)

Plans to join others abandoned due to exhausted child who is still sleeping. I’m taking advantage of the peace and quiet to do the square root of arse-all while herself watches German telly.

Dubris - 08 Jul 2018 18:47:56 (#8 of 1399)

I forgot to stay in the shade while out for my afternoon wander and therefore got rather hot. Mid-wander I was amused by the sight of a large Audi parked next to a house and covered in a length of floral chintz to keep the sun off it.

Cooling down for me was assisted by a cornet of truly delicious lime and mint sorbet.

Cordelia - 08 Jul 2018 19:21:26 (#9 of 1399)

Argh! I wish this helicopter would Just Fuck Off.

nemo75 - 08 Jul 2018 19:23:41 (#10 of 1399)

That's no moon...

Dubris - 08 Jul 2018 20:15:55 (#11 of 1399)

...it's Cordelia's bum!

No, sorry - that was earlier.

Dubris - 08 Jul 2018 21:24:05 (#12 of 1399)

Mooning kills thread

Sabacious - 08 Jul 2018 21:25:53 (#13 of 1399)

And rightly so.

Splendid late afternoon lazy booze by the canal in very pleasant company. Kebab on the way home for extra sophisticado points.

Dubris - 08 Jul 2018 21:44:03 (#14 of 1399)

The evening air here is full of swifts screeching.

helenskywalker - 08 Jul 2018 21:53:59 (#15 of 1399)

I have swallows. I flipping love swallows.

Cordelia - 08 Jul 2018 21:55:50 (#16 of 1399)

Here it’s full of my upstairs neighbour screeching. Mostly at her kids.

The swifts are probably also screeching at theirs. “FFS Bobby, will you stop arsing about and start practising. You’ll never make it to the South in Winter else. Oi! Brian! Stop flapping in your sister’s face, you know she doesn’t like it. Meg, eat your flies for heavens sake. No, you can not become a vegan.”

Dubris - 08 Jul 2018 22:05:24 (#17 of 1399)

Time for bed, which is far hotter than I'd like. Goodnight Losts, lurkers and screeched at offspring of all species.

goldfinch - 08 Jul 2018 22:25:04 (#18 of 1399)

I've got a moth flying around the inside of a paper lampshade.

Sabacious - 08 Jul 2018 22:32:17 (#19 of 1399)

Documentary about micro artist Willard Wigan on 4 right now. Most notable thing so far are the extraordinary speakers in his house.

SheikYerbouti - 08 Jul 2018 22:33:39 (#20 of 1399)

Hey Bobby! How do you say 'come 'ere or I'll tan yer arse' in French?

I'm about to get on a flight home. Then, straight to work. What fun!

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