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Started by MrPurple on Aug 10, 2018 10:00:43 AM
Thread to transform the banalities of your day into clickbait headlines

Now with added FAKE NEWS

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MrPurple - 10 Aug 2018 10:02:17 (#1 of 31)

15 Ways Senior Programmer Procrastinated

Number 12 will shock you...

TRaney - 10 Aug 2018 10:06:00 (#2 of 31)

Senior, I'll have you know!

we're not your mum

HerrWalrus - 10 Aug 2018 10:07:05 (#3 of 31)

Book shop manager destroys more books daily than Hitler's Nazis.

WibbleAgain - 10 Aug 2018 10:09:36 (#4 of 31)

Post Heatwave Rain May Ruin Harvest

RosyLovelady - 10 Aug 2018 10:10:34 (#5 of 31)

Number 16 bus running on time again

Agaliarept - 10 Aug 2018 10:22:24 (#6 of 31)

Agaliarept found 3 things down the crack of the seat on his morning bus ride. What he did with them next will shock you.

MrPurple - 10 Aug 2018 10:33:36 (#7 of 31)

ew

Dayraven - 10 Aug 2018 10:35:02 (#8 of 31)

7 Electrical Appliances that couldn't be used due to short power cut at home. None of them will shock you.

markymark123 - 10 Aug 2018 10:37:15 (#9 of 31)

marky only got 2/5 on walk to bus stop bingo. 2 out of 5 shocks me. said nobody.

Stellata - 10 Aug 2018 10:39:18 (#10 of 31)

After a week of insomnia, I slept for seven hours straight last night. The truth may surprise you

fucking red wine and zopiclone, innit

browserbutton - 10 Aug 2018 11:48:51 (#11 of 31)

Man ATTAKED in book-lined study by angry asp

markymark123 - 10 Aug 2018 11:50:36 (#12 of 31)

hoping thats a wasp rather than an asp lol

WibbleAgain - 10 Aug 2018 11:50:40 (#13 of 31)

Scientists discover Brexit major cause of anxiety

WibbleAgain - 10 Aug 2018 11:52:10 (#14 of 31)

Scientists discover forgetting Brexit causes short term happiness

Dayraven - 10 Aug 2018 11:53:41 (#15 of 31)

And Both Without Needing To Ask Anyone Outside the Lab

WibbleAgain - 10 Aug 2018 11:55:34 (#16 of 31)

What this test confirms will shock you

Faraway - 10 Aug 2018 11:57:47 (#17 of 31)

Angry animal leaps on sleeping person’s chest, opens jaws wide, leans in to exposed neck baring its sharp teeth.....

and then meows loudly to remind owner that she’s not yet been fed.

foghorn - 10 Aug 2018 12:02:40 (#18 of 31)

This man went clam digging and guess what he found?

Leftie - 10 Aug 2018 12:11:53 (#19 of 31)

"Woman on BENEFITS sits in library. She even refused to work at the Daily Mail".

widenation - 10 Aug 2018 12:18:54 (#20 of 31)

Bleary-eyed slacker doubles his early morning Arabian brown powder hit.

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