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Started by TRaney on Nov 7, 2018 10:55:08 PM
what kind of shit would you be happy to touch with your bare naked hands

Well?

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SheikYerbouti - 07 Nov 2018 23:01:34 (#1 of 35)

The good shit.

pranzingfrogg - 07 Nov 2018 23:04:01 (#2 of 35)

I frequently get fox poop on my hands, as I have a dog addicted to rolling in the stuff. It doesn’t bother me as much as it did, though happiness at the prospect is some way off.

Pentecost - 07 Nov 2018 23:04:35 (#3 of 35)

Apparently horse shit is really good stuff so long as it's fresh.

pranzingfrogg - 07 Nov 2018 23:06:58 (#4 of 35)

Well our roses can’t get enough of it.

Yersinia - 07 Nov 2018 23:12:15 (#5 of 35)

Rocking horse shit.

HouseOfLametta - 07 Nov 2018 23:12:30 (#6 of 35)

Penny Mordaunt.

widenation - 07 Nov 2018 23:23:09 (#7 of 35)

Guano Black.

solomongursky - 07 Nov 2018 23:32:23 (#8 of 35)

Is this some sort of scam to get my online banking password?

solomongursky - 07 Nov 2018 23:32:32 (#9 of 35)

Owl.

widenation - 07 Nov 2018 23:33:37 (#10 of 35)

I'm happy to pick a fleck of bird shit off my paintwork.

frantastic - 07 Nov 2018 23:39:22 (#11 of 35)

My own babies shite was ok to touch because, y'know, it's my little smasher.

popstar7 - 07 Nov 2018 23:41:03 (#12 of 35)

I was on the phone to John Lewis this evening, trying and failing to arrange a delivery. I don't like walking down the road on the phone because you look a bit of a twat but I'd been on hold for about ten minutes and I wasn't prepared to hang up. I got a text message which caused me to briefly lower the phone from my ear and, walking under a tree, reading the message, a fucking bird fucking shat on my phone screen.

I was not happy to touch that shit with my bare hands. And I didn't.

frantastic - 07 Nov 2018 23:50:30 (#13 of 35)

Everyone's a critic.

widenation - 08 Nov 2018 00:05:21 (#14 of 35)

A bird shat hard on my head as I approached the door (slightly late) to my dentist once. A rough hygienist with bits of shit in your hair isn't a good way to start a day.

frantastic - 08 Nov 2018 00:12:20 (#15 of 35)

I've never bought, but have read The Soaraway Sun so that's a contender.

ishyomah - 08 Nov 2018 00:28:22 (#16 of 35)

Sheep isn't too baad.

waxwing - 08 Nov 2018 00:31:48 (#17 of 35)

Rabbit shit is similarly acceptable.

widenation - 08 Nov 2018 00:32:02 (#18 of 35)

Don't have too much of a beef with cow shit.

Yersinia - 08 Nov 2018 04:01:58 (#19 of 35)

Dinosaur poo is the best.

A turd worth polishing.

browserbutton - 08 Nov 2018 06:23:17 (#20 of 35)

Herbivore shit wins hands down.

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