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Started by slicey on Nov 8, 2018 11:26:02 PM
You're The Reason Why Paradise Lost

Half Man Half Whimsy

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slicey - 08 Nov 2018 23:27:03 (#1 of 1169)

Rees-Mogg, Steve Baker and Michael Gove. Why do all the Brexiteers look, well, a bit weird?

Sexual tastes of a certain poster notwithstanding.

Sabacious - 08 Nov 2018 23:30:19 (#2 of 1169)

Is it because they look like their pets?

slicey - 08 Nov 2018 23:32:16 (#3 of 1169)

If so then puppy farm inbreeding has definitely gone too far.

Sabacious - 08 Nov 2018 23:37:35 (#4 of 1169)

A good saveloy would sort them out

airynothing - 08 Nov 2018 23:48:14 (#5 of 1169)

Curry sauce is the wrongest thing on earth, you utter wrongers.

DejaLu - 09 Nov 2018 06:54:02 (#6 of 1169)

I’m more worried about Sab’s desire for an anuse bouche, though I suppose that’s a pretty accurate description of what goes into a saveloy.

Simonethebeaver - 09 Nov 2018 07:14:09 (#7 of 1169)

Rees-Mogg, Steve Baker and Michael Gove. Why do all the Brexiteers look, well, a bit weird?

The undiluted pure British heritage manifests that way. They want us all to look like them.

HouseOfLametta - 09 Nov 2018 07:31:47 (#8 of 1169)

Aaron Banks looks like a labour camp guard.

MadamGwenver - 09 Nov 2018 07:38:01 (#9 of 1169)

https://www.rollonfriday.com/news-content/exclusive-hogan-lovells-partner-suspended-after-rival-lawyer-films-him-watching-porn

SheikYerbouti - 09 Nov 2018 07:43:49 (#10 of 1169)

Is that a legal specialist clickbait site? What a world.

Sabacious - 09 Nov 2018 08:10:00 (#11 of 1169)

Someone from a different company across the street reported him? What a world indeed.

TheVoiceOfReason - 09 Nov 2018 08:13:33 (#12 of 1169)

I had a little WIN on the train this morning. I had to ask a bag-on-seat woman to move it so I could sit down (she was only half a monster, though, as she was actually sitting by the window with the bag on the aisle seat rather than vice-versa). After the standard huffing and puffing I got to sit down. Then I suddenly had to do a mahoosive sneeze! The look of disgust on her face was priceless.

#sadcommutingtalesofasadlittleman

Dubris - 09 Nov 2018 08:26:25 (#13 of 1169)

You should wear lycra for your commute.

#comfortableandconvenient

Rendered - 09 Nov 2018 08:55:02 (#14 of 1169)

A sad, modern tale.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-46029562

FrankieTeardrop - 09 Nov 2018 09:05:32 (#15 of 1169)

"In what was a difficult childhood, Mr Brown was taken into care repeatedly during his mother's hospital stays for her mental and physical health problems."

"His attendance during his GCSEs was 13% but it was the stress of starting A-levels at college, coupled with breaking his ankle, that caused him to withdraw from the outside world completely."

Poor guy. Ankle breakage will do that to a person. I was actually scared about returning to work and interacting with people after my big ankle break.

Bodgit - 09 Nov 2018 09:06:15 (#16 of 1169)



“spent the following years at home - gaming, in chat rooms and reading about politics.”

So, who do we think he is?

TheVoiceOfReason - 09 Nov 2018 09:27:20 (#17 of 1169)

Not leaving the house for seven years sounds quite good actually.

HouseOfLametta - 09 Nov 2018 09:29:21 (#18 of 1169)

Not his house, though.

Rendered - 09 Nov 2018 09:30:10 (#19 of 1169)

Blimey, I never would have thought Damon Albarn would be the first person to write a Brexit piece I agree with.

SheikYerbouti - 09 Nov 2018 09:40:31 (#20 of 1169)

I like Billy Brown's emo facial hair anyway.

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