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Started by fenderstrat on Nov 26, 2018 7:19:40 PM
Cunt or twat?

Twat is just a twat. Cunt is a twat with malice aforethought.

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Peacock - 26 Nov 2018 19:20:03 (#1 of 55)

+10 points

fenderstrat - 26 Nov 2018 19:20:06 (#2 of 55)

Gove - cunt.

Jess Philips - twat.

RosyLovelady - 26 Nov 2018 19:24:35 (#3 of 55)

What is a wound which I first encountered as an insult on these threads? Is it one of the above, but bleeding?

JerkinMcGherkin - 26 Nov 2018 19:25:13 (#4 of 55)

Wankipoos.

widenation - 26 Nov 2018 19:27:12 (#5 of 55)

Rees-Mogg - cunt

Nick Clegg - twat

fenderstrat - 26 Nov 2018 19:27:52 (#6 of 55)

Kate Beckinsale is the latest celebrity to try the treatment, which uses a serum derived from babies’ circumcised penises. Has anti-ageing finally gone too far?

Twat

Theresa May will stage the make-or-break vote on her final Brexit deal on Tuesday 11 December after a marathon Commons debate in which the prime minister hopes to turn around the 89 Tory MPs who say they cannot support it.

Cunt

fenderstrat - 26 Nov 2018 19:35:06 (#7 of 55)

Tolstoy

twat

Quo

cunt

thisonehasalittlehat - 26 Nov 2018 19:41:11 (#8 of 55)

Can someone define the difference at the root of these metaphors?

browserbutton - 26 Nov 2018 19:53:52 (#9 of 55)

Everyone uses 'twat' now but 'twot' seems to have fallen out of favour.

"Madam, your twot seems to have fallen out of favour!"

HouseOfLametta - 26 Nov 2018 19:54:57 (#10 of 55)

Twunt.

TommyDGNR8 - 26 Nov 2018 20:02:25 (#11 of 55)

'twot' seems to have fallen out of favour

...and, consequently, the rather good joke about the little guy with the speech impediment buying a horse.

GyratingTrampoline - 26 Nov 2018 20:29:48 (#12 of 55)

Can someone define the difference at the root of these metaphors?



It's the difference between being out of order, and being bang out of order

nemo75 - 26 Nov 2018 20:41:33 (#13 of 55)

Ah finally! A reason to post this link. Might explain rosy’s Wound comment.

https://youtu.be/thFjTo6r4gg

cozzer - 26 Nov 2018 21:26:17 (#14 of 55)

Might explain rosy’s Wound comment.

Or maybe Rosy is talking nonsense and nobody has used wound as an insult.

nemo75 - 26 Nov 2018 21:28:35 (#15 of 55)

Say it ain’t so.

carterbrandon - 26 Nov 2018 21:37:40 (#16 of 55)

'De minibus cuntibus rectum anus mirabilist est. That is, "Anyone can be a bit of a cunt, but you have to work at it to be a shithouse."'

© Trevor Griffiths

barkis - 26 Nov 2018 21:39:18 (#17 of 55)

I find it interesting that the first citation for "cunt" in the OED is from a surgical textbook.

nemo75 - 26 Nov 2018 21:39:53 (#18 of 55)

-shit

+mil

HouseOfLametta - 26 Nov 2018 21:40:30 (#19 of 55)

“First, don’t be a cunt”

opaz__ - 26 Nov 2018 21:43:07 (#20 of 55)

Reminds me of an awful moment from a few years ago. I'd had a temporary liaison with a woman from St Helens who was slightly rough. She'd sensed that I was beginning to back off from the whole thing and she said.... I can't even say it, it was too awful

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