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Started by lapsedcat on Dec 6, 2018 3:41:30 PM
Under what circumstances do you ever find yourself holding your stomach in?

I do it occasionally if I'm walking past really skinny people. Despite them not being better than me I feel them judging my middle-aged chunkiness.

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GrrrIbdis - 06 Dec 2018 15:43:47 (#1 of 36)

Trying to get out of the car door when parked next to another car. It's an exercise in transfering all the sticky out bits into less sticky out areas.

FrankieTeardrop - 06 Dec 2018 15:44:27 (#2 of 36)

Never tried it - am I missing out?

GrrrIbdis - 06 Dec 2018 15:45:25 (#3 of 36)

Well, you could stay in the car, I suppose......

TRaney - 06 Dec 2018 15:46:00 (#4 of 36)

When trying to postpone my orgasm during tantric sex sessions

Rendered - 06 Dec 2018 15:47:51 (#5 of 36)

I've no need to.

Tenesmus - 06 Dec 2018 15:48:37 (#6 of 36)

The best way to postpone orgasm is for your partner to keep their eyes open.

FrankieTeardrop - 06 Dec 2018 15:49:07 (#7 of 36)

"I've no need to."

A bold claim.

Rendered - 06 Dec 2018 15:52:57 (#8 of 36)

Middle age is no excuse to let standards slip.

machiavelli - 06 Dec 2018 15:53:00 (#9 of 36)

There was that time under the pendulum, near the pit in the lightless dungeon.

Agaliarept - 06 Dec 2018 15:58:20 (#10 of 36)

I try to suck in my gut when I play bass.

This is so I can see the strings.

FrankieTeardrop - 06 Dec 2018 15:58:42 (#11 of 36)

"Middle age is no excuse to let standards slip."

I quite agree. You're an inspiration to us all.

levelgaze - 06 Dec 2018 16:00:32 (#12 of 36)

Possibly when removing my clothing in preparation for bed, when my partner is already ensconced and watching.

Verdigris - 06 Dec 2018 16:02:04 (#13 of 36)

If I look down and can see my willy I'm the right weight. Holding in my stomach obviates the need to step on the scales.

christmancurse - 06 Dec 2018 16:02:13 (#14 of 36)

I hold my tummy in whenever I remember to. It is a very easy and completely free way to have a flatter, musclier tummy, with the added bonus of instantly improving your posture.

Crayola - 06 Dec 2018 16:03:25 (#15 of 36)

I'm with Rendered. My stomach is the flattest it's been in best part of 20 years.

Crayola - 06 Dec 2018 16:03:59 (#16 of 36)

Although I suppose I do it more when I'm teaching fitness classes. Mostly to remind other people to do it.

lapsedcat - 06 Dec 2018 16:04:39 (#17 of 36)

When attempting to cut a dash around the pool while on holiday. I flex my buns also. I'm a fool as it never draws admiring glances, merely hoots.

Rendered - 06 Dec 2018 16:13:32 (#18 of 36)

You're an inspiration to us all.

Contenders for the worst Guardian 'we all' column >>>

FrankieTeardrop - 06 Dec 2018 16:14:16 (#19 of 36)

How We All took notice of Rendered's abs...

lapsedcat - 06 Dec 2018 16:15:20 (#20 of 36)

Rendered: Lardarses Take Note

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