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Started by thismorning on Jan 6, 2019 11:31:51 PM
Earlids

Why not complain about not being given earlids as part of the body we are born with? Everything else seems fine, everything else seems to make remarkably good sense.

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thismorning - 06 Jan 2019 23:35:56 (#1 of 7)

Mind you the eyelid is brilliant, a staggeringly farsighted achievement, the blinking alone reveals a lot about the creator, does it not. Perhaps, while I am recharging an almost empty mind. with an almost empty battery, Mr. Miller, over there , would say something.

JohnIlly - 06 Jan 2019 23:44:04 (#2 of 7)

Pardon?

Macpaddy - 06 Jan 2019 23:44:34 (#3 of 7)

Big failure not designing nostril lids though.

thismorning - 06 Jan 2019 23:55:18 (#4 of 7)

Perhaps a cost saving corner cutting sort of thing. Perhaps a trade-off allowing for future language uses in songs and poems and stuff. Not wanting to ever hear the expression "fluttering earlids"of Cryssid who was pretending to sleep in the piano of his aunt...

Jacob_Richter - 07 Jan 2019 00:01:17 (#5 of 7)

What about arselids?

thismorning - 07 Jan 2019 00:05:52 (#6 of 7)

Just make matters worse, wouldn't it? Wipe out any hope certain clothing lines. Millions of people thrown out of work before there wasany work to be thrown out of.

thismorning - 07 Jan 2019 00:16:27 (#7 of 7)

Trouble is I can't think of any. Which proves me point really. As usual.

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