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Started by JerkinMcGherkin on Feb 13, 2019 10:45:30 PM
Thread for people to post random stuff when there isn't anywhere else it might go

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JerkinMcGherkin - 13 Feb 2019 22:47:20 (#1 of 106)

Has anyone noticed there seem to be more people going around on crutches these days? Is there an outbreak of kneecapping?

HouseOfLametta - 13 Feb 2019 22:50:41 (#2 of 106)

I noticed a lot of unidexters last year. I think they were blown up squaddies.

JerkinMcGherkin - 14 Feb 2019 08:36:18 (#3 of 106)

Today is the 90th anniversary of the St Valentine's Day Massacre.

lapsedcat - 14 Feb 2019 08:37:25 (#4 of 106)

I'm wearing a pink shirt which is not understated. I think it will elicit comment.

JerkinMcGherkin - 14 Feb 2019 08:48:35 (#5 of 106)

Does it have bulletholes and realistic-looking bloodstains in commemoration of the day?

SinnerBoy - 14 Feb 2019 11:51:46 (#6 of 106)

I'm working with a Swede, by the name of Gerald Bishop.

HerrWalrus - 14 Feb 2019 12:42:15 (#7 of 106)

Baker Street is going to change from being a one-way street on 21 February.

I know, I'm probably the only person interested in this.

HouseOfLametta - 14 Feb 2019 12:43:47 (#8 of 106)

You used to think that it was so easy.

RosyLovelady - 14 Feb 2019 12:53:37 (#9 of 106)

#7

And about time too.

thePiMan - 14 Feb 2019 14:57:21 (#10 of 106)

I'm working with a Swede, by the name of Gerald Bishop.

That's a turnip for the books

JerkinMcGherkin - 14 Feb 2019 20:21:33 (#11 of 106)

"Zo, herr Burpenfarten - ve meet again. But ziss time, only von of uss vill valk avay alive."

solomongursky - 14 Feb 2019 20:23:26 (#12 of 106)

Today is the 90th anniversary of the St Valentine's Day Massacre.

Capone later died of syphilis, so there is some justice.

mingmong - 14 Feb 2019 20:26:00 (#13 of 106)

Serotonine or dopamine - which is better

popperhead - 14 Feb 2019 20:26:38 (#14 of 106)

Good to see the Grauniad sticking to tradition, title from the front page of the online edition just now "Valentine’s Day plans have not prevented teh ERG’s deputy chair, Steve Baker, from responding to Harrington’s comments. This from ITV News’ Paul Brand:

Delighted_User - 14 Feb 2019 20:32:05 (#15 of 106)

It's been corrected, assuming it was wrong in the first place. But you might as well have a biscuit anyway.

JerkinMcGherkin - 14 Feb 2019 20:54:33 (#16 of 106)

In my head, I read the word "coworker" as "cow orker".

RosyLovelady - 14 Feb 2019 20:59:42 (#17 of 106)

Always, and doesn't it sound dodgy?

Delighted_User - 14 Feb 2019 21:02:31 (#18 of 106)

I don't see why. Cows enjoy being orked.

RosyLovelady - 14 Feb 2019 21:04:02 (#19 of 106)

Er, and how was it for you?

TRaney - 15 Feb 2019 14:51:29 (#20 of 106)

Was it just my family or was the purchase of a new TV a big deal when you were a kid?

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