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Started by thismorning on May 13, 2019 8:21:54 PM
I trim my beard in the bathroom mirror.

Why do the hairs always end up between the F & G keys of my computer?

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Tagyourit - 13 May 2019 20:24:04 (#1 of 40)

Why do the hairs always end up between the F & G keys of my computer?

Are you sure it's beard hairs? Eyelashes and eyebrow hair seems to collect in my keyboard.

FrankieTeardrop - 13 May 2019 20:26:51 (#2 of 40)

Yours?

widenation - 13 May 2019 20:31:05 (#3 of 40)

Trimming your beard leaves hair/stubble all over your (probably hairy) arms from the elbow down. Just remember to wash it off after you're done trimming. This will now lead you to the slow-draining basin issue.

solomongursky - 13 May 2019 20:32:18 (#4 of 40)

They'll be knuckle hairs from when you pound the keyboard.

thismorning - 13 May 2019 20:36:46 (#5 of 40)

Whoa. Sounds like a plan. Thanks. Anyway if my eyelashes are falling out I guess I am f*cked no matter what.

Tagyourit - 13 May 2019 20:38:27 (#6 of 40)

Yours?

Mostly.

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:44:48 (#7 of 40)

Sounds like someone is fucking on your desk

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:47:03 (#8 of 40)

Either that or you've installed your bathroom mirror in the wrong room?

tasselhoff - 13 May 2019 20:48:34 (#9 of 40)

I tend to take off my top before trimming my beard in the bathroom mirror.

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:49:07 (#10 of 40)

Or someone in your house thinks they're in Gattica?

thismorning - 13 May 2019 20:50:41 (#11 of 40)

I'll check that. Hmm, faucets, soap dish, stuffed jelly fish on wall, nope. Mirror smirking at me in bathroom as usual. Computer on IKEA lazy susan.

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:50:48 (#12 of 40)

Tapdancing mice recreating that scene from Big?

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:51:50 (#13 of 40)

Do you live in a windtunnel and they've blown there?

thismorning - 13 May 2019 20:53:17 (#14 of 40)

Please don't mention windtunnels. Bad memory from high school science project.

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:54:50 (#15 of 40)

It might be part of a plot to frame you for a murder. Has anyone been bludgeoned to death with your keyboard recently?

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:55:48 (#16 of 40)

Maybe you've developed beard rot and it's shredding everywhere?

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:56:38 (#17 of 40)

Is there a significance to f and g? Is it a spurned lover trying to communicate?

SinnerBoy - 13 May 2019 20:56:59 (#18 of 40)

How do you manage to get in the mirror? Are you utilising some sort of supernatural powers? If so, beard hairs in your keyboard are hardly surprising.

I trim my beard in front of my bathroom mirror and experience has taught me that it's best to have a shower, afterwards, in order to avoid just such occurrences.

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:57:57 (#19 of 40)

Yeah you should trim the beard on your face not the one in the mirror.

thisonehasalittlehat - 13 May 2019 20:59:01 (#20 of 40)

Dude I just don't know but i reckon it's fatal.

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