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Started by arbitrary on Jul 8, 2019 5:55:58 PM
I've been invited to join the Illuminati!

I received the following email at my work address -

From: Andrea L. Heller <AHeller@hccsc.k12.in.us>

Sent: 08 July 2019 11:46

Subject: A call To the Worthy

Hello,

A call to the Worthy! See your dreams and desires fulfilled by joining the Brotherhood of the Illuminati. Reply this email for details

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raymie - 08 Jul 2019 17:56:51 (#1 of 24)

Hail eris!

arbitrary - 08 Jul 2019 17:56:54 (#2 of 24)

Ewige Blumenkraft!

arbitrary - 08 Jul 2019 17:57:41 (#3 of 24)

Should I sign up though?

arbitrary - 08 Jul 2019 17:58:34 (#4 of 24)

Or stick with the Discordians?

lammaMia - 08 Jul 2019 17:59:40 (#5 of 24)

Sign up or you'll regret.

virgil5 - 08 Jul 2019 18:01:01 (#6 of 24)

"I wouldn't join any club that would have ME as a member."

virgil5 - 08 Jul 2019 18:41:19 (#7 of 24)

7

YorenInTheNorth - 08 Jul 2019 18:54:43 (#8 of 24)

I'm sticking with The Elders of Zion.

Those wells won't poison themselves.

arbitrary - 08 Jul 2019 19:05:41 (#9 of 24)

They're Justified and they're Ancient...

bossab2 - 08 Jul 2019 19:06:45 (#10 of 24)

I'd worry about that missing "to" in the email.

Dubris - 08 Jul 2019 19:13:44 (#11 of 24)

Do you get a badge and a newsletter?

indlovubill - 08 Jul 2019 19:51:05 (#12 of 24)

You'll be in good company, millionaires, billionaires, world leaders and all for a small (but not too small please) donation which can be sent to Billers Enterprises, Box 99, Grand Cayman. Thank you.

virgil5 - 08 Jul 2019 23:02:17 (#13 of 24)

<stares at goat>

JerkinMcGherkin - 09 Jul 2019 00:17:20 (#14 of 24)

I've been invited to join the Illuminati!

You mean someone asked you to turn the light on?

TinyMcSmith - 09 Jul 2019 02:15:31 (#15 of 24)

Is this a bit like the Rotary club?

AdrianNTierney - 09 Jul 2019 02:28:24 (#16 of 24)

Yes, but a lot more expensive!

nolongerstumpy - 09 Jul 2019 02:46:19 (#17 of 24)

-10 points.

SinnerBoy - 09 Jul 2019 13:52:41 (#18 of 24)

Illumiati, pah!

Had your application to Opus Dei rejected, have you?

frantastic - 09 Jul 2019 14:10:47 (#19 of 24)

Are you sure you weren't just invited to visit Build-a-Bear?

TinyMcSmith - 09 Jul 2019 14:21:43 (#20 of 24)

Or the Elks.

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