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Started by Gotout on Jul 30, 2019 5:56:45 PM
The Haven Never Ending Story

It's been a while since we had one of these. Anyone can add a few words to make a running story. I'll start it off in post 1.

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Gotout - 30 Jul 2019 17:56:50 (#1 of 72)

Boris sat pensive in his armchair

YorenInTheNorth - 30 Jul 2019 17:59:05 (#2 of 72)

The wine crate remained half painted.

frantastic - 30 Jul 2019 20:27:03 (#3 of 72)

"Hmmm....need a topping fib to adorn the side.....what can it be?"

TommyDGNR8 - 30 Jul 2019 20:30:03 (#4 of 72)

"What about 'I've got a massive knob'?" cried Carrie from the kitchen.

virgil5 - 30 Jul 2019 20:40:51 (#5 of 72)

"Coming, dear!' moaned Boris on the run.

turbodante - 30 Jul 2019 22:18:07 (#6 of 72)

The conveyor on the jogging machine grind to a slow halt, and he grappled to pull on his underpants.

frantastic - 30 Jul 2019 22:19:00 (#7 of 72)

"On second thoughts, too much scope for the oiks to change 'I've got' to 'I am.'."

turbodante - 30 Jul 2019 22:22:36 (#8 of 72)

.."going to have another wank". Right where's my..

ZimAgain - 30 Jul 2019 22:24:29 (#9 of 72)

laptop?

frantastic - 30 Jul 2019 22:27:24 (#10 of 72)

I think you'll find it's a fucking laptop.

Stellata - 30 Jul 2019 22:28:14 (#11 of 72)

‘Get off it!’ he shrieked

upgoerfive - 30 Jul 2019 22:43:59 (#12 of 72)

Before browsing to the Financial Times site, to find some businesses he'd like to fuck.

frantastic - 30 Jul 2019 22:52:27 (#13 of 72)

He did such a good job on watermelon futures that he could literally stick a pin in the FT100 and spaff their prospects up the wall.

brooklyn - 30 Jul 2019 23:00:49 (#14 of 72)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, long, lean Clem strapped on his six-shooter and decided to see if Carrie, his sister, was being treated well by boyfriend Boris.

turbodante - 31 Jul 2019 07:29:25 (#15 of 72)

Clem was a classically trained six-shooter, but despised using it in the conventional way. His real passion was in prolonged torture, and has devised methods using the six-shooter.

Snarlygog - 31 Jul 2019 09:29:53 (#16 of 72)

Clem grabbed his bag, exited his flat and briskly made his way to Downing Street.

virgil5 - 31 Jul 2019 09:40:32 (#17 of 72)

Boris padded his way to the kitchen.

"Watch the stove if you're in there bare-arsed again!" said his mum. "

Gotout - 31 Jul 2019 10:25:48 (#18 of 72)

And remember to pull the curtains dear.

uranrising - 31 Jul 2019 11:50:06 (#19 of 72)

"Phhwoarrr," said Boris to nobody in particular, before filling the toaster.

Gotout - 31 Jul 2019 11:59:26 (#20 of 72)

With jizz.

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