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Started by thismorning on Aug 8, 2019 4:29:29 AM
House Elves

I have set several traps, near the tathtub full of books etc, but so far nothing.

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thismorning - 08 Aug 2019 04:30:33 (#1 of 43)

What is a house elf worth on the open market these days.

browserbutton - 08 Aug 2019 04:52:50 (#2 of 43)

You've got to look after your elf.

virgil5 - 08 Aug 2019 05:47:21 (#3 of 43)

Piss them off, you'll be sorry.

thismorning - 08 Aug 2019 06:05:57 (#4 of 43)

What gets me is how quiet they are.

SinnerBoy - 08 Aug 2019 06:38:32 (#5 of 43)

They haven't been privatised in the UK and are under government control. The National Elf Service.

Snarlygog - 08 Aug 2019 07:03:35 (#6 of 43)

Banned from domestic employment due to Elven safety issues.

Verdigris - 08 Aug 2019 07:33:43 (#7 of 43)

It's elfin safety gorn mad.

indlovubill - 08 Aug 2019 07:43:36 (#8 of 43)

They can do mischievous things such as hide your keys or steal your socks. I have several single socks which were once a pair of socks.

Tenesmus - 08 Aug 2019 07:47:32 (#9 of 43)

https://youtu.be/MaWuEUhicfE

kvelertak - 08 Aug 2019 08:04:18 (#10 of 43)

If the goblins won't do it, we'll have to do it 'ouse elves.

pranzingfrogg - 08 Aug 2019 09:56:59 (#11 of 43)

What does this thread imp-ly? Am I mything something?

indlovubill - 08 Aug 2019 09:59:14 (#12 of 43)

Perhaps the whole issue should be sh-elved.

Electro2 - 08 Aug 2019 10:06:49 (#13 of 43)

Elves have left the building...

pranzingfrogg - 08 Aug 2019 10:08:37 (#14 of 43)

Have they become gnome-adic?

Leftie - 08 Aug 2019 12:36:04 (#15 of 43)

Oh that! Is this when you know you've put stuff away and they mysteriously end up not where you'd put it?

indlovubill - 08 Aug 2019 12:52:12 (#16 of 43)

That doesn't explain the missing socks, Leftie . I've also had problems with rubbish bags being ripped open and when I confronted the dog he looked somewhat surprised that I should be accusing him.

Leftie - 08 Aug 2019 12:53:08 (#17 of 43)

Missing socks have been a staple of comedy for YEARS.

And now you can buy boxes of "odd socks" which deliberately don't match.

ZimAgain - 08 Aug 2019 12:54:27 (#18 of 43)

Socks are the larval form of coathangers, so you're always going to lose the odd one.

Eligelis - 08 Aug 2019 13:08:33 (#19 of 43)

houses that have elves are considered lucky by those that don't: they haven't got a gnome of their own.

tasselhoff - 08 Aug 2019 13:25:39 (#20 of 43)

Fairy nuff

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