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Started by lapsedcat on Sep 10, 2019 5:14:26 PM
A month eating nothing but Tunnock's Teacakes: follow my journey

I'm ten days in and seriously questioning my motives. And then I remember: it's all about the shwimsy.

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tasselhoff - 10 Sep 2019 17:15:39 (#1 of 74)

Can you at least drink tea?

Rendered - 10 Sep 2019 17:15:55 (#2 of 74)

Fuck it, I clicked.

moto748 - 10 Sep 2019 17:16:43 (#3 of 74)

I read something yesterday about some kid who ate nothing but chips, crisps and Pringles and went blind from vitamin deficiency.

Just sayin'...

lapsedcat - 10 Sep 2019 17:18:44 (#4 of 74)

I'm sorry moto but could you post in bold all caps?

HouseOfLametta - 10 Sep 2019 17:29:32 (#5 of 74)

Can you have Snowballs?

HerrWalrus - 10 Sep 2019 17:33:14 (#6 of 74)

There is a Tunnocks ice cream out there now!

HouseOfLametta - 10 Sep 2019 17:33:53 (#7 of 74)

Coconut logs?

indlovubill - 10 Sep 2019 18:59:01 (#8 of 74)

some kid who ate nothing but chips, crisps and Pringles and went blind from vitamin deficiency.



Only his mum knew the real reason he went blind.

Dubris - 10 Sep 2019 19:35:45 (#9 of 74)

Are you allowed to eat the wrappers too?

TRaney - 10 Sep 2019 19:36:57 (#10 of 74)

ooooh tin foil between your teeth!

Dubris - 10 Sep 2019 19:42:10 (#11 of 74)

All part of Lapsed's rich-textured voyage through the experience of human consciousness.

frantastic - 10 Sep 2019 20:01:10 (#12 of 74)

Plain or milk chocolate?

SinnerBoy - 10 Sep 2019 20:05:21 (#13 of 74)

It'll rot your teeth, you know!

lapsedcat - 10 Sep 2019 20:11:44 (#14 of 74)

What nobody warned me was that more than three of the damned things consumed within an eight hour period and the decommissioned rusting hulk of your libido sinks without trace.

Dubris - 10 Sep 2019 20:14:51 (#15 of 74)

One less thing to worry about, though...

...or have you also found that the ladies like a man with a Tunnock's Teacake? If so, just think where a Caramel Wafer might get you.

Dubris - 10 Sep 2019 20:15:48 (#16 of 74)

have you also found that the ladies like a man with a Tunnock's Teacake?

NB: asking for a friend

lapsedcat - 10 Sep 2019 20:16:06 (#17 of 74)

Foul beast.

NotACloggie - 10 Sep 2019 20:18:15 (#18 of 74)

You called?

Leftie - 11 Sep 2019 10:56:44 (#19 of 74)

This is like one of those YouTube channels. Can't you set up a webcam showing your "journey"?

There was one on a while ago where these kids were only eating "yellow" things one day and "green" stuff another day.

And there was one a few weeks ago showing some woman being chauffeured about, drinking a different Starbucks every day.

FrankieTeardrop - 11 Sep 2019 11:03:26 (#20 of 74)

Yay!

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