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Started by Leftie on Sep 11, 2019 12:28:24 PM
What would your gimmick be if you ran your own restaurant?

I was in a Japanese restaurant a few days ago and the staff were juggling eggs and catching them in their hats

Meanwhile, there's a Mamma Mia restaurant open at the O2 in London.

What would your gimmick be?

Warning: This will probably lead to a discussion about "Planet Hollywood" somewhere...

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Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 12:42:43 (#1 of 53)

Aren't we already having this discussion?

https://justthetalk.com/foodanddrink/47488/i_was_i
n_a_japanese_restaurant_a_few_days_ago_and_the_staf
f_were_juggling_eggs_and_catching_them_in_their_hat
s/6

lapsedcat - 11 Sep 2019 12:43:24 (#2 of 53)

Every customer gets a hug from me

Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 12:45:24 (#3 of 53)

I'll take two please Lapsed.

Leftie - 11 Sep 2019 12:45:29 (#4 of 53)

Well I put two threads. So what?

widenation - 11 Sep 2019 12:45:42 (#5 of 53)

I found the egg juggling thing pretty annoying at some restaurant in Cyprus. The chefs would occasionally zing an egg at you and expect you to catch it without it breaking.

Leftie - 11 Sep 2019 12:45:56 (#6 of 53)

Well a Lapsedcat restaurant would be interesting. You would bring your uncle!

Leftie - 11 Sep 2019 12:46:11 (#7 of 53)

#5 That's just stupid.

TheSwearingBear - 11 Sep 2019 12:47:46 (#8 of 53)

Rissoles.

Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 12:48:50 (#9 of 53)

Well I put two threads. So what?

No what :)

Was just worried I was dreaming about posting on threads again!

Shadrack22 - 11 Sep 2019 12:49:20 (#10 of 53)

A toilet restaurant.

HorstVogel - 11 Sep 2019 12:49:23 (#11 of 53)

I'd be put off with such malarkey, but do carry on.

Leftie - 11 Sep 2019 12:50:26 (#12 of 53)

Ha. I can imagine the Mamma Mia restaurant being annoying.

Agaliarept - 11 Sep 2019 13:52:13 (#13 of 53)

I can imagine the Mamma Mia restaurant being annoying.

But probably nowhere near as annoying as the Indonesian Nazi Cafe..

Who would have thought that a cafe packed with Nazi memorabilia would make people incredibly angry? Henry Mulyana, that's who.

https://kotaku.com/man-opens-nazi-cafe-baffled-that-it-pisses-people-off-947580528

Leftie - 11 Sep 2019 13:55:21 (#14 of 53)

It's like The Producers decided to make a restaurant.

"Springtime for Hitler".

thePiMan - 11 Sep 2019 13:56:34 (#15 of 53)

Actual plates.

wickeltisch - 11 Sep 2019 13:57:50 (#16 of 53)

A toilet restaurant.

There's a pub in Berlin named 'das Klo' (the loo) that does it.

https://berlin-klo.de/

LemonGrass - 11 Sep 2019 13:58:10 (#17 of 53)

#13 - WTF?

Sabacious - 11 Sep 2019 13:58:16 (#18 of 53)

a toilet restaurant.

Witness the poop cafe in Toronto:

http://www.poopcafe.ca/

Egg-juggling is presumably just your standard teppanyaki restaurant; an American invention not found in Japan.

upgoerfive - 11 Sep 2019 14:05:51 (#19 of 53)

Each table would have a dedicated clown, who would stand nearby and silently make eye contact with the diners as they ate.

HerrWalrus - 11 Sep 2019 14:12:16 (#20 of 53)

All meals free to customers ordering drinks.

Drinks from £20.

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