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Started by helenskywalker on Nov 15, 2019 3:21:09 PM
I was lost, can't you see?

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TheVoiceOfReason - 15 Nov 2019 15:23:09 (#1 of 2041)

Now I'm found!

helenskywalker - 15 Nov 2019 15:24:07 (#2 of 2041)

There you are.

Crayola - 15 Nov 2019 15:25:25 (#3 of 2041)

You can't see me, I'm behind some fucking boxes.

Crayola - 15 Nov 2019 15:26:01 (#4 of 2041)

Also, how come I have volunteered to teach yoga to 30 8 year olds this evening?

Oh, I didn't I was volunteered.

<reinstalls Tinder on phone>

helenskywalker - 15 Nov 2019 15:28:59 (#5 of 2041)

Could you not just teach one 38 year old?

Crayola - 15 Nov 2019 15:30:42 (#6 of 2041)

no because he was only 37 yesterday ...

helenskywalker - 15 Nov 2019 15:35:26 (#7 of 2041)

Damn. I hate it when a joke goes wrong.

Eligelis - 15 Nov 2019 16:16:47 (#8 of 2041)

ah - is this the new weaving and rope braiding thread?

helenskywalker - 15 Nov 2019 16:25:50 (#9 of 2041)

Oh yes. We may also stray into advent calendars and, if we're not careful, A level results.

HouseOfLametta - 15 Nov 2019 16:29:38 (#10 of 2041)

I have a friend who runs a business selling ropes. He was a climber and a sailor and he gets in huge rolls of specialist rope and cuts it into lengths for specific jobs and sends it out mail order. Does a roaring trade.

Early on he was getting a lot of orders from the north east for 3ft lengths of very high quality silk rope.

When he asked someone on the phone what they used it for they said, surprised:

"Well, tyin' the missus up an' that!"

Apparently, he'd reinvigorated a BDSM ring in Sunderland and word spread. Now he is an 80% bondage related business.

Sabacious - 15 Nov 2019 17:17:12 (#11 of 2041)

Well there's a thing

Sabacious - 15 Nov 2019 17:17:36 (#12 of 2041)

Howay man!

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coshipi - 15 Nov 2019 18:05:09 (#14 of 2041)

#5 - I was wondering how many 308 year olds there were, to be able to gather together an entire class of them.

Teaching yoga to giant tortoises sounds like an exciting job to me, if perhaps a little slow.

Sabacious - 15 Nov 2019 18:09:32 (#15 of 2041)

They'd be good at tai chi

MadamGwenver - 15 Nov 2019 19:02:49 (#16 of 2041)

I should have a lot more of the Christmas shopping done (because AM POOR, so doing it gradually). Except for buying bastarding expensive train tickets for Scotland next year.

The children are mostly getting tickets to the circus for Christmas, because circus tickets do not take up space or require twelfty million new batteries a week, and if you live a couple of miles from Yarmouth's Hippodrome it would be criminal not to go to the circus.

staticgirl - 15 Nov 2019 19:15:19 (#17 of 2041)

That's a great idea!

Dubris - 15 Nov 2019 19:32:16 (#18 of 2041)

I was trying to remember the name of the shop where I bought my Advent Calendar. Unhelpfully for Lazlo, it's a small chain called Between The Lines that doesn't extend outside the SE of England - and the website doesn't seem to do online sales.

Sorry.

MadamGwenver - 15 Nov 2019 19:38:32 (#19 of 2041)

I need to write you a proper thank you letter.

Impedimenta - 15 Nov 2019 19:46:40 (#20 of 2041)

Laz - is this what you had in mind?

http://www.woodmansterne.com/about/caltime-by-woodmansterne/

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