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Started by CaptainBlack on Jan 12, 2020 5:33:39 PM
Gwynneth Paltrow selling candle scented like her vagina

I kid you not.

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Verdigris - 12 Jan 2020 17:59:36 (#1 of 121)

Already been punned to death, elsethread.

Verdigris - 12 Jan 2020 18:02:12 (#2 of 121)

Although putting this in The Haven, may add some scope.

CaptainBlack - 12 Jan 2020 18:08:18 (#3 of 121)

Tut. Late to the party.

OldLefty - 12 Jan 2020 18:09:54 (#4 of 121)

What happens if someone buys this, then demands their money back on the grounds it's not as described?

Verdigris - 12 Jan 2020 18:11:06 (#5 of 121)

Foo-pourri.

wickeltisch - 12 Jan 2020 18:11:29 (#6 of 121)

How will he know? Has he sniffed the vagina?

OldLefty - 12 Jan 2020 18:12:09 (#7 of 121)

The resulting court case would be interesting - would she have to come and prove it did?

Verdigris - 12 Jan 2020 18:12:44 (#8 of 121)

Ladygardeners Question Time.

wickeltisch - 12 Jan 2020 18:13:55 (#9 of 121)

Why is there no link? How much does this candle cost?

CaptainBlack - 12 Jan 2020 18:15:06 (#10 of 121)

Because this iPad is shit at links. Try this:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&
;cd=16&ved=2ahUKEwjk1fm-yv7mAhVhQ0EAHS5DCfoQFjAPegQIBxAB&url=https%3A%
2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2F3am%2Fcelebrity-news%2Fgwyneth-paltrow-launches-candle-smells-21262510&usg=AOvVaw351TUW6QDd1s3FNKGbp57K

OldLefty - 12 Jan 2020 18:16:41 (#11 of 121)

The £57 candle has been named 'This Smells Like My Vagina' and is said to smell like geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar.

Looks as if she needs to consult a doctor.

wickeltisch - 12 Jan 2020 18:17:34 (#12 of 121)

£57? £57? For a stinky candle? Well, pecunia non olet.

Verdigris - 12 Jan 2020 18:18:53 (#13 of 121)

A foo and their money are easily parted.

CaptainBlack - 12 Jan 2020 18:28:23 (#14 of 121)

Get a whiffa my biffa

indlovubill - 12 Jan 2020 18:34:41 (#15 of 121)

said to smell like geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar.



Oops sorry, i thought that said 'crusty' bergamot.

Verdigris - 12 Jan 2020 18:39:59 (#16 of 121)

Are these candles manufactured in Milford Haven?

solomongursky - 12 Jan 2020 18:49:50 (#17 of 121)

geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed

https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle?clickid=21BXyKzlIxyOR7DwUx0Mo3EUUknW1a0xGVj
gWs0&country=GBR&irgwc=1&utm_campaign=1
0079_Online%20Tracking%20Link&utm_medium=affili
ate&utm_source=impactradius


Who's ambrette?

nemo75 - 12 Jan 2020 18:58:41 (#18 of 121)

A company spokesperson declined to comment on injuries sustained during product testing.

Singed minge whinge.

browserbutton - 12 Jan 2020 18:59:07 (#19 of 121)

I bet the candle is well chuffed.

solomongursky - 12 Jan 2020 19:01:09 (#20 of 121)

She does a larger church candle version and recommends 12 inches for a midnight service.

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