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Started by breakfast on Feb 4, 2020 12:13:18 PM
Veganuary, stoptober, movember...

What could February be?

Or any of the other months.

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breakfast - 04 Feb 2020 12:14:05 (#1 of 44)

Brewerybruary for when people start drinking again.

Dayraven - 04 Feb 2020 12:15:25 (#2 of 44)

March and May can be about physical activity and possibilities without needing portmanteaus.

Pinkgum - 04 Feb 2020 12:16:17 (#3 of 44)

Very good breakfast. I hate all these things,.

browserbutton - 04 Feb 2020 12:16:30 (#4 of 44)

Prime Minister Johnson -- Fibruary

spartak - 04 Feb 2020 12:18:13 (#5 of 44)

'Sleptember' - we all get to have a lazy month off work.

tasselhoff - 04 Feb 2020 12:19:15 (#6 of 44)

Flubuary. Burp.

breakfast - 04 Feb 2020 12:19:22 (#7 of 44)

Apronil - everybody get cooking!

Agaliarept - 04 Feb 2020 12:19:23 (#8 of 44)

Webruary.

Everyone doubles down on their internet use.

spartak - 04 Feb 2020 12:20:17 (#9 of 44)

Nebruary - be unbelievably nosey

breakfast - 04 Feb 2020 12:21:19 (#10 of 44)

Slebruary - stalk your favourite sleb month

Moschops - 04 Feb 2020 12:26:56 (#11 of 44)

Starch - only eat carbs

Agaliarept - 04 Feb 2020 12:29:31 (#12 of 44)

Jewly

Everyone has to grow a set of Peyot and wear a wide brimmed hat.

Slawgust.

Coleslaw. Three meals a day. For 31 days.

Maym

You are each allowed to maim one person who has wronged you in this month.

slicey - 04 Feb 2020 12:38:56 (#13 of 44)

Plebuary. Tories will spend a token month meeting poor people before getting on with things from March.

dmlc133 - 04 Feb 2020 12:56:36 (#14 of 44)

Govember - a series of community events to promote awareness of, and appreciation for, Michael Gove

browserbutton - 04 Feb 2020 13:04:15 (#15 of 44)

Isn't that also his spawning month?

FrankieTeardrop - 04 Feb 2020 13:15:20 (#16 of 44)

March


Marijuarch. Where you smoke weed every day.

SaffronSunrise - 04 Feb 2020 13:18:48 (#17 of 44)

Duly - prompt payment of bills

SaffronSunrise - 04 Feb 2020 13:22:39 (#18 of 44)

Junk - stuff people don't want gets piled up on the pavement outside for other people to take if they want

SaffronSunrise - 04 Feb 2020 13:29:02 (#19 of 44)

Septender - everyone is all lovely and nice to everyone all of the time

HouseOfLametta - 04 Feb 2020 13:34:34 (#20 of 44)

Dipsember.

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