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Started by TommyDGNR8 on Feb 6, 2020 5:35:58 PM
Would you believe THEY LIED TO US???

I've just received my new passport.

IT ISN'T BLUE!!!!!

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pranzingfrogg - 08 Feb 2020 11:19:44 (#1 of 9)

Ok. Take a deep breath. Sit down here, drink a little sweetened tea. What - easy now, easy - what colour is it?

browserbutton - 08 Feb 2020 11:20:36 (#2 of 9)

Is it the colour of faded French underpants?

thatshallot - 08 Feb 2020 11:23:08 (#3 of 9)

When they run out of the current stock and start to use blue there might be a lot of solid citizens that have "lost" theirs and need a replacement.

indlovubill - 08 Feb 2020 11:26:57 (#4 of 9)

It's OK if you want to change to Brexity blue, you can do so for £75 online or £85 by filling in a form.

TommyDGNR8 - 08 Feb 2020 11:30:29 (#5 of 9)

#1 It's bastard blood of the EUSSR red.

WE VOTED FOR BLUE!

TommyDGNR8 - 08 Feb 2020 11:34:31 (#6 of 9)

(I don't think the "using up old stocks" thing applies - all references to the EU have been removed.)

(BTW, delivered 9 days after application, so they haven't been swamped by Brexiteers yet.)

indlovubill - 08 Feb 2020 11:37:24 (#7 of 9)

Is there a photograph of the new passport anywhere? All I can find are photo-shopped photographs of the EU passport or photographs of the old blue passport, which of course was more black than blue!

guigal - 08 Feb 2020 11:44:33 (#8 of 9)

There never was any Tory blue British passport.

TommyDGNR8 - 08 Feb 2020 11:49:20 (#9 of 9)

(Oh, and the fuckers don't post-date, so my renewal date has now moved from May to February.)

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