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Started by sympforthedevil on Feb 10, 2020 11:51:40 PM
You're a cunt and you can fuck right off.

Yes, you!

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randomer - 11 Feb 2020 00:06:37 (#1 of 44)

Sorry, I mostly lurk.

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 00:13:21 (#2 of 44)

Sorry, I mostly lurk.

If that isn't proof positive of cuntery I don't know what is.

Fuck off, you absolute waste of space.

unless you want to go for a drink with me. In which case, you're alright.

AdrianNTierney - 11 Feb 2020 00:14:19 (#3 of 44)

You buying?

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 00:18:39 (#4 of 44)

I tell you what, Ade. If you say "Trump is a useless, fake-haired conman, whose understanding of businesss and economics is probably at the same level as Pee-Wee Hermann's", then I might buy you a Bud Light.

Tenesmus - 11 Feb 2020 00:20:51 (#5 of 44)

Even Ant isn't THAT bad.

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 00:22:44 (#6 of 44)

Alright. A Michelob.

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 00:24:24 (#7 of 44)

Don't mind us, Ade. We're just a degenerate nation fading into (further) irrelevancy

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 00:29:10 (#8 of 44)

I'm drunk and I know I am.Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough, cunts.

Unless you have a BMI under 30 and do sports or shit like that.

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 00:42:36 (#9 of 44)

I'll tell you what, ANT. If you can give me a convincing explanation why you're a 'Bernie Bro' and why Mr.Sanders is the man to heal your nation, I'll buy you one of those nice fancy American beers that the major US brewers are trying their hardest to suppress.

TheSwearingBear - 11 Feb 2020 01:12:05 (#10 of 44)

You spill my pint?

Tenesmus - 11 Feb 2020 01:14:12 (#11 of 44)

If it's Bud Light you should thank him.

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 01:15:35 (#12 of 44)

Wouldn't touch Ozzy piss, TSB

except Cooper's Red. Mmmm

ZimAgain - 11 Feb 2020 01:16:40 (#13 of 44)

Unless you have a BMI under 30 and do sports or shit like that.

Damn! You had me at "and".

My BMI is fucking optimal. It's the distribution which sucks.

TheSwearingBear - 11 Feb 2020 01:28:02 (#14 of 44)

Coopers red? You really are asking for a good kicking.

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 02:00:06 (#15 of 44)

Cooper's green man, 'ey? Say no more. :-)

sympforthedevil - 11 Feb 2020 02:10:07 (#16 of 44)

It's churlish of me to slag off Aussie beer because I lived in your fine country long enough and drank enough beer while I was there.

But, I'm a cunt. So I will say: Porter? It's (decent) Lager with some black colouring thrown in. Why pretend?

TheSwearingBear - 11 Feb 2020 02:47:00 (#17 of 44)

I won't even have a cup of tea made with Adelaide water so there's fuck all chance I'd drink beer made with it. Horrible stuff.

virgil5 - 11 Feb 2020 03:07:05 (#18 of 44)

ANT will be pulling off his shoes to count the rounds

EMBARRASSING

SinnerBoy - 11 Feb 2020 08:03:18 (#19 of 44)

sympforthedevil -

Wouldn't touch Ozzy piss, TSB

What about Little Creatures Pale ale? I brought a few bottles back with me.

Dubris - 13 Feb 2020 20:38:54 (#20 of 44)

Why can't we all just love each other and be friends?

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