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Started by pranzingfrogg on Feb 11, 2020 4:28:36 PM
Trump’s Obituary

It’s an open secret that the basic obituaries of most prominent people are drafted some time before they go to join the choir invisible. Obviously we all hope that Mr Trump will be with us for many years yet (it says here), however time’s winged chariot will claim him some day and his post-departure plaudits should be ready. What should the obit for the Golden Wind Wonder say?

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Peacock - 11 Feb 2020 16:31:21 (#1 of 41)

He MAGA’d!

widenation - 11 Feb 2020 16:31:37 (#2 of 41)

Coining the term 'Fake News' is something he seemed proud of.

OldLefty - 11 Feb 2020 18:05:56 (#3 of 41)

The United States Federal Penitentiary announce the death of prisoner XP32442 Trump of a seizure, after a fellow prisoner drew attention to the size of his hands. Trump had served 3 months of a 999 year sentence for treason.

HouseOfLametta - 11 Feb 2020 18:07:21 (#4 of 41)

covfefe

Macpaddy - 11 Feb 2020 18:35:48 (#5 of 41)

The Emperor of The Confederate States of America died when the throne he was being carried on toppled crushing him and several bearers. A lifetime of perpetual mourning has been declared by the Crown Prince Eric.

SinnerBoy - 11 Feb 2020 19:07:33 (#6 of 41)

Suffocated under 8 tonnes of Cheezits, trying to top up his tan.

frantastic - 11 Feb 2020 20:00:34 (#7 of 41)

He packed his trunk and said goodbye to the circus. Off he went etc.

pranzingfrogg - 11 Feb 2020 22:02:43 (#8 of 41)

His various offspring survive him, but fingers crossed

HouseOfLametta - 11 Feb 2020 22:04:27 (#9 of 41)

Cunt dies. Everyone laughs.

barkis - 11 Feb 2020 22:05:42 (#10 of 41)

And now the weather forecast.

OldLefty - 11 Feb 2020 22:06:55 (#11 of 41)

What should the obit for the Golden Wind Wonder say?

<< Shrugs >>

frantastic - 11 Feb 2020 22:07:30 (#12 of 41)

Had his chips?

carterbrandon - 11 Feb 2020 22:32:11 (#13 of 41)

When I contemplate the Death of Trump, it always takes me back to Robert Stephens' ghastly, bloated, shirtless, vainglorious, repellent Herod who meets Death during this 10 min segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEteocSCsmk

I share Jack Shepherd's eagerness for the end of him.

Also, yes that is 'Frank Gallagher' at the start, and Brenda Blethyn at the end.

virgil5 - 12 Feb 2020 05:56:08 (#14 of 41)

And Lo!

Having sold his soul for 23 shekels, he bought a field and hung himself on a tree there. His body burst asunder. And that field to this day is a wasteland.

RosyLovelady - 12 Feb 2020 08:01:17 (#15 of 41)

Will there be a mighty wind?

TheSwearingBear - 12 Feb 2020 08:07:48 (#16 of 41)

His last words were "Mexico's gonna pay."

OldLefty - 12 Feb 2020 09:38:58 (#17 of 41)

Will there be a mighty wind?

Depends if he farts as he goes.

AlanII - 12 Feb 2020 09:40:27 (#18 of 41)

He departed with a mighty Trump.

OldLefty - 12 Feb 2020 11:05:59 (#19 of 41)

We shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last Trump.

1 Corinthians 15:52

pranzingfrogg - 12 Feb 2020 14:21:12 (#20 of 41)

Towards the end of his first reign, Trump became obsessed with household appliances. He complained constantly about inadequate light bulbs, toilets that did not flush properly and dishwashers that left food on plates. When he was asked his views on vacuum cleaners, however, he said “That’s the pope’s problem.”

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