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Started by thismorning on Feb 12, 2020 6:24:48 PM
Wow have I got an offensive thought to share.

Even Ricky Gervaise would say, no, that is going too far.

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thismorning - 12 Feb 2020 18:30:24 (#1 of 10)

It occurred to me wen reading click bait abouta woman who wondered how she would ever be comfortable in the office since she was identified as "the smelly person". She can't figure it out. I mean "the cause".

Agaliarept - 12 Feb 2020 18:36:48 (#2 of 10)

Well?

solomongursky - 12 Feb 2020 18:39:15 (#3 of 10)

I disagree.

cozzer - 12 Feb 2020 18:40:34 (#4 of 10)

Is the surprising thing that you've had a thought?

thismorning - 12 Feb 2020 18:43:37 (#5 of 10)

Sure, proud of thinking of something that is possibly original and world class offensive, but would prefer that someone else debase their reputation by publishing it. There are posters I am pretty sure have had the same thought but also could not pull the trigger. A kind of silent virtue signalling?

thismorning - 12 Feb 2020 18:53:49 (#6 of 10)

Something Plato may have considered putting into the Symposium, but thought, nah, even Ricky Gervais would look out at the audience and say, no, I can't do it.

Dubris - 12 Feb 2020 18:56:31 (#7 of 10)

You're so very right. Her colleagues should have told her that eating a garlic and raw onion sandwich every day just isn't on.

thismorning - 13 Feb 2020 01:47:16 (#8 of 10)

It would cause The Metatarsal thread to light up like a phosphorous factory struck by lightning.

thismorning - 13 Feb 2020 02:05:36 (#9 of 10)

Or methane filled cow ornament on Elton John's piano.

thismorning - 13 Feb 2020 20:14:20 (#10 of 10)

some of the words in my unthinkable thought: foggle, diversity, rotting penis, Yorkshire.

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