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Started by thismorning on Feb 29, 2020 5:42:26 AM
If I have offended any elves

I sincerely don't care.

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thismorning - 29 Feb 2020 05:44:44 (#1 of 132)

Earlier today I said something about elves and global pants on facebook. It just leaped out of my stream of consciousness, like.

Tenesmus - 29 Feb 2020 07:36:44 (#2 of 132)

19 easy rings of power.

browserbutton - 29 Feb 2020 07:37:52 (#3 of 132)

Elvish has left the building.

pranzingfrogg - 29 Feb 2020 19:39:41 (#4 of 132)

A somewhat gnomic thread

thismorning - 29 Feb 2020 22:32:16 (#5 of 132)

that gnomic only known copy of the green mantled pond of perpetual methane bubbles by the unknown frogg, his webbed sonnets of twitching lines, 5 pounds off at Walmart. As iz.

thismorning - 29 Feb 2020 22:45:06 (#6 of 132)

tees up elf at short par three during Reptile golf tournament in real time.

pranzingfrogg - 29 Feb 2020 22:55:06 (#7 of 132)

Is this elf care affordable?

virgil5 - 29 Feb 2020 23:35:47 (#8 of 132)

It's not wise to cross the Elves.

No good will come of it.

Your nose is already slightly longer.

Possibly bathing in moon sparkle before a coin to St Patty might help.

Watch for mold under tomato paste on crusted bread.

pranzingfrogg - 29 Feb 2020 23:38:23 (#9 of 132)

I don’t believe in the Little People and their power to elbmarcs gnihtyreve

frantastic - 29 Feb 2020 23:44:17 (#10 of 132)

We have no one to blame but ours elves.

MrPurple - 29 Feb 2020 23:48:02 (#11 of 132)

fairy nuff

DesEsseintes - 01 Mar 2020 00:05:13 (#12 of 132)

every little elves

pranzingfrogg - 01 Mar 2020 00:08:06 (#13 of 132)

It’s a Gremlin plot

virgil5 - 01 Mar 2020 02:36:41 (#14 of 132)

it a smll wrld aftr awl

thismorning - 01 Mar 2020 02:50:58 (#15 of 132)

...asked why he made ritual sacrifices inside the fairy rings Macpaddy replied "I'd be a damn fool if I didn't."

virgil5 - 01 Mar 2020 03:07:23 (#16 of 132)

o hw e 8 2 gt oop n ts mo nin

pranzingfrogg - 01 Mar 2020 10:26:58 (#17 of 132)

Gnome more, we imp-lore you

RosyLovelady - 01 Mar 2020 10:57:59 (#18 of 132)

Nice sprite weather we're having today.

virgil5 - 03 Mar 2020 02:50:43 (#19 of 132)

elven this morning elven at night

elven his nose much longer and bright

thismorning - 03 Mar 2020 17:28:36 (#20 of 132)

I keep a close watch on this elf of mine..

--Johnny Splash

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