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Started by lammaMia on May 23, 2020 5:18:56 PM
Rap for Coronavirus

This isn't a parody thread and I mean it!!

lammaMia - 23 May 2020 17:20:33 (#1 of 3)

What's with this sickness

muthafuckas call it just a virus

but it's been lurking in China

before my bitch quarantined her vagina

it ain't coming from bats

which gave it to wild cats

it's from the Wuhan of Xi

Who got no luck bugging 5G

Cuz he couldn't get into our wifi

if we won't fuck with Xiaomi

Chorus (repeat)

Give me give me the virus

I wanna get it thru your phallus

thismorning - 23 May 2020 17:42:52 (#2 of 3)

don't water your lawn

social distance mon

watch out for the bitch

who might be a snitch

let the grass go brown

if they find it is green

say goodbye to your spleen

as the sun goes down.

Chug a lug lug

it is what it is all over the town

a hoax to sell you a drug.

by a mask-wearing clown.

hailesaladdie - 23 May 2020 17:44:39 (#3 of 3)

R to the O to the N to the A

Bitch roubdboi make me smoke all the hay

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