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Started by thismorning on Jul 20, 2020 4:12:56 AM
No Mask No Sex

The mask cult creeps closer to edge of cliff.

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thismorning - 20 Jul 2020 04:13:42 (#1 of 25)

No mask no absolution.

thismorning - 20 Jul 2020 04:18:04 (#2 of 25)

No mask no cab ride to the Brighton Pier.

thismorning - 20 Jul 2020 04:59:49 (#3 of 25)

No mask no false positive corvid test and isolation with Beaky in his bedsit for eternity.

raymie - 20 Jul 2020 05:58:49 (#4 of 25)

And that was you before covid

thismorning - 20 Jul 2020 07:08:27 (#5 of 25)

no mask no otter egg for breakfast

virgil5 - 20 Jul 2020 07:27:58 (#6 of 25)

Zorro Potter and the Mask of the Red Meth

Rendered - 20 Jul 2020 07:29:01 (#7 of 25)

Classic mornage. Is the auld creep blaming masks for his lack of nookie?

virgil5 - 20 Jul 2020 07:30:41 (#8 of 25)

Just mask over it.

Moschops - 20 Jul 2020 07:40:36 (#9 of 25)

I'm sure if you upped your offer you'll find someone prepared to do it without a mask

thismorning - 20 Jul 2020 18:38:39 (#10 of 25)

why I otter...

Tadagee - 20 Jul 2020 18:57:08 (#11 of 25)

When poster thismorning was approached for comment he responded by requiring that it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

thismorning - 21 Jul 2020 06:23:04 (#12 of 25)

No Mask, No Sumo Binge Watch.

thismorning - 22 Jul 2020 18:58:14 (#13 of 25)

No mask no ice cubes in your underwear.

lammaMia - 22 Jul 2020 19:12:30 (#14 of 25)

Before zoom, text-sexing didn't need masks. If you aren't getting it without masks in the video chat era, I wouldn't publicize it if I were you.

thismorning - 22 Jul 2020 20:22:27 (#15 of 25)

Italicize

surely

frantastic - 22 Jul 2020 21:46:54 (#16 of 25)

It used to be no paper bag no sex.

thismorning - 23 Jul 2020 20:50:40 (#17 of 25)

no mask no mustard

Macpaddy - 23 Jul 2020 23:50:17 (#18 of 25)

This has al been recorded on masking tape.

thismorning - 24 Jul 2020 05:40:09 (#19 of 25)

No mask don't ask...next time wear bunny ears, you bloody Canadian.

thismorning - 24 Jul 2020 17:45:58 (#20 of 25)

No mask. No Lemming soup for you.

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