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Started by Peacock on Jul 29, 2020 4:18:13 PM
I’ve stepped in dog shit

I’m following BoJo’s advice to lose 5lbs and gone for a walk but I’ve stepped in dog shit. How do I get it off?

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postie - 29 Jul 2020 16:24:53 (#1 of 71)

hot tap and a washing up brush. then detergent

tasselhoff - 29 Jul 2020 16:29:47 (#2 of 71)

Then the dishes

Gotout - 29 Jul 2020 16:30:05 (#3 of 71)

#1 Avoid letting the bristles of the brush flick any dog shit into your face.

AdonisBlue - 29 Jul 2020 16:39:15 (#4 of 71)

Throw your shoes away. I have done in the past rather than gag scraping off the most noxious substance known to man.

browserbutton - 29 Jul 2020 16:40:18 (#5 of 71)

Well you've clearly never stepped in OTTER SPRAINT.

fogsake - 29 Jul 2020 16:42:53 (#6 of 71)

Guess you never sunk in penguin guano.

AdonisBlue - 29 Jul 2020 16:44:02 (#7 of 71)

Otter spraint is lovely and smells of lavender. Heres an article entitled 'The delicious smell of otter poo'



https://ourblueplanet.bbcearth.com/blog/?article=t
he-delicious-scent-of-otter-poo

AdonisBlue - 29 Jul 2020 16:45:01 (#8 of 71)

You probably stepped in mink poo. But even that's nothing compared to the devil's smell of dog poo.

FleurDuMal - 29 Jul 2020 16:46:09 (#9 of 71)

They’re resurfacing the roads near me at present and I got sticky asphalt on the bottom of my Birkis. Google told me that WD40 was the biz, I tried it and it worked a treat!

browserbutton - 29 Jul 2020 16:47:29 (#10 of 71)

mink poo

Ah, I guess mink is worse. Badger's bad too, I've never stepped in it myself but it's the dog's go-to rolling choice.

postie - 29 Jul 2020 17:01:27 (#11 of 71)

it's the dog's go-to rolling choice.

sounds like a Rizla advert

Peacock - 29 Jul 2020 17:02:59 (#12 of 71)

The problem is I don’t want to throw them away. They’re Nike air max axis. Black. Lovely, or they were ....

Moschops - 29 Jul 2020 17:04:22 (#13 of 71)

Lick it off

Rendered - 29 Jul 2020 17:05:15 (#14 of 71)

Paddle in the shallows of Lake Geneva, benners.

thismorning - 29 Jul 2020 17:47:32 (#15 of 71)

No one puts dog shit on the roses.

David Mitchell

HorstVogel - 29 Jul 2020 17:51:41 (#16 of 71)

hedgehog shit is on par with cat shit, just saying

Snarlygog - 29 Jul 2020 17:56:26 (#17 of 71)

Calves Scours smells like the Devil's yogurt.

thismorning - 29 Jul 2020 18:25:08 (#18 of 71)

Of all the kinds of animal excrement what is your favourite,(... a reader asks.)

wickeltisch - 29 Jul 2020 18:34:54 (#19 of 71)

As this is in the Haven, not Advice, I assume this is a lapsed-style whimsical thread, or in other words, a LIE.

RosyLovelady - 29 Jul 2020 18:42:07 (#20 of 71)

Put the offensive shoe in the handbag of some offensive dog-keeper. That way you save yourself a bit of personal effort in fouling the bag.

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