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Started by thismorning on Oct 7, 2020 9:07:44 PM
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thismorning - 07 Oct 2020 21:11:25 (#1 of 17)

Hello I am an expert. It all began to fall apart with the insidious introduction of velcro.

SinnerBoy - 07 Oct 2020 21:38:08 (#2 of 17)

Koff! Hack! Khaarrgh!

Expectorate, you said?

mingmong - 07 Oct 2020 21:43:58 (#3 of 17)

He meant electrode

thismorning - 07 Oct 2020 22:09:50 (#4 of 17)

buzz cackle buzz...Pope Leo's motorcycle still holds the 0 to 90 record. Please retract your all too common error on subject. Beep.

thismorning - 07 Oct 2020 22:11:00 (#5 of 17)

Hello. Iz this the open buffet for experts?

frantastic - 08 Oct 2020 00:10:28 (#6 of 17)

I used to be pert. Can I join?

carterbrandon - 08 Oct 2020 00:13:58 (#7 of 17)

A pert what?

pranzingfrogg - 08 Oct 2020 00:17:38 (#8 of 17)

Cleans monocles.

Ah, experts. I thought it said “exports”, and we were going to discuss tariffs and Brexit and stuff. A relief to be mistaken. As you were.

virgil5 - 08 Oct 2020 01:18:08 (#9 of 17)

YOU CANT GET THERE FROM HERE

thismorning - 08 Oct 2020 01:40:54 (#10 of 17)

You are going to need two more tons of gravel I'm fraud I mean afraid. We're down 60 feet now. Expected to find water by now. I assume you want us to keep drilling.

thismorning - 08 Oct 2020 01:43:07 (#11 of 17)

--Oh yes, by all means keep digging Mr Frogg.

virgil5 - 08 Oct 2020 01:50:51 (#12 of 17)

McDonald's

Heh. NOBODY'S GOING TO WANT TO BUY THE SAME MEAL

thismorning - 08 Oct 2020 02:21:39 (#13 of 17)

--Frogg burgers? Might work. Letz give it a go.

pranzingfrogg - 08 Oct 2020 11:01:22 (#14 of 17)

Just don’t touch the legs. They’re promised to a fox.

virgil5 - 13 Oct 2020 03:53:02 (#15 of 17)

That wallet.

It'll have to come out.

thismorning - 13 Oct 2020 06:39:47 (#16 of 17)

O course the virus exists. All this would quite ridiculous if it did not exist. I would show it to you but we seem to have mislaid it somewhere. It was on a truck between Kansas City and our labs. Seems to have been a problem with traffic. But our not-deceptive repetitive image you see on television is a good artist's image of the virus. His choice of colours is very imaginative and yet essentially accurate.

thismorning - 14 Oct 2020 05:25:36 (#17 of 17)

--shaking the mask boss.

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