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Started by DogBreath on Dec 21, 2020 8:21:14 AM
Ideal partner - what would your specification be?

Woman. No (or very little) make-up. Demure. Smokes and drinks.

In 30 words or less.

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Shadrack22 - 21 Dec 2020 08:25:05 (#1 of 79)

You’ve gone and done it now.

Rendered - 21 Dec 2020 08:25:54 (#2 of 79)

Dog,

You single?

DogBreath - 21 Dec 2020 08:27:19 (#3 of 79)

Rend,

Yep.

yumyum - 21 Dec 2020 08:32:50 (#4 of 79)

Demure?

FleurDuMal - 21 Dec 2020 08:34:25 (#5 of 79)

Not you, that’s for certain.

browserbutton - 21 Dec 2020 08:35:14 (#6 of 79)

demure /adj./: (of a woman or her behaviour) reserved, modest, and shy: a demure little wife who sits at home minding the house.

WAAAH! It's not fair. Why can't blokes be demure too?

Tenesmus - 21 Dec 2020 08:35:39 (#7 of 79)

Everyo.

DNFTT

darkhorse - 21 Dec 2020 08:36:52 (#8 of 79)

A quiet subservient wife who is quietly drinking herself to death at home (smelling of fags, with no makeup on)?

Sounds dreamy.

darkhorse - 21 Dec 2020 08:37:44 (#9 of 79)

I mean, the makeup isn't a problem. I just included it because DB did.

TRaney - 21 Dec 2020 08:38:51 (#10 of 79)

You single?

Can’t you read Rendered? He said ‘woman’.

Rendered - 21 Dec 2020 08:40:01 (#11 of 79)

Doggers can't be choosers.

Sunfish - 21 Dec 2020 08:40:01 (#12 of 79)

Thanks for the description Dog. So what sort of chap are you looking for?

browserbutton - 21 Dec 2020 08:41:57 (#13 of 79)

♫ He'll be kind of shy, and real good lookin' too...

Santada - 21 Dec 2020 08:54:05 (#14 of 79)

Oh dear, is sock troll dogbreath not getting sufficient attention on his cleaners thread then?

DogBreath - 21 Dec 2020 09:57:03 (#15 of 79)

Sant,

Well done. You are the first person to post stalking bullshit on this thread.

Santada - 21 Dec 2020 09:58:39 (#16 of 79)

Your going to have to try a little bit harder at shit troll academy than that I'm afraid.

DogBreath - 21 Dec 2020 10:02:23 (#17 of 79)

Sant,

Are you that fat welsh liar? The back-street divorce lawyer?

Santada - 21 Dec 2020 10:04:25 (#18 of 79)

1/10 must try harder.

machiavelli - 21 Dec 2020 10:04:59 (#19 of 79)

Ideal partner - what would your specification be?

No covid.

carterbrandon - 21 Dec 2020 10:24:22 (#20 of 79)

A skin-ruining addiction, but not allowed to use makeup? Does this one think 'demure' means 'cowed into submission'?

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