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Started by Eligelis on Dec 23, 2020 12:35:53 PM
Invent fictitious starsigns and write their horoscopes here

Yeah, it's probably been done everywhere else, but I haven't had a thread polled for ages.

(At least I'm honest about it)

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DonkeyOT - 29 Dec 2020 19:07:43 (#1 of 32)

Constellation of Trump - given to delusions of grandeur and self importance, very assertive - becomes paranoid when thwarted. Hates to lose. Adored by members of the opposite sex.

Regrettably 2021 doesn't augur very well for him, many unfortunate aspects of the past four years may not necessarily reflect well on him, and may have legal ramifications.

Verdigris - 29 Dec 2020 19:09:18 (#2 of 32)

Star Anise:

They don't like it up 'em.

barkis - 29 Dec 2020 19:10:05 (#3 of 32)

For those in the constellation of the rat a career in politics or estate agency is looking a bright choice.

widenation - 29 Dec 2020 19:10:20 (#4 of 32)

The Star of Covid?

Verdigris - 29 Dec 2020 19:21:09 (#5 of 32)

Magi! Magi! Magi!

Out! Out! Out!

DogBreath - 29 Dec 2020 19:37:56 (#6 of 32)

Those born under the "bomb it" star sign tend to be fat cowards with small genitals.

cozzer - 29 Dec 2020 19:53:59 (#7 of 32)

How do fictitious star signs differ from star signs?

Verdigris - 29 Dec 2020 19:54:53 (#8 of 32)

GPWM

carterbrandon - 30 Dec 2020 00:16:15 (#9 of 32)

They could be existing constellations that aren't in the zodiac, there are loads of those.

Or we could join the dots differently on the ones that are. I'm sure there could be a constellation Cockenballs.

Tenesmus - 30 Dec 2020 00:20:15 (#10 of 32)

Uranus needs to be involved.

Verdigris - 30 Dec 2020 00:21:34 (#11 of 32)

Rings post #10 for future reference.

Tinymcsmithy - 30 Dec 2020 04:00:14 (#12 of 32)

The Cat

Lazy, selfish and judgmental. Tendency to use wily skills for emotional manipulation and just because it can. Choose a planet, any planet, it’s almost certainly an alien.

Peacock - 30 Dec 2020 06:14:05 (#13 of 32)

How do fictitious star signs differ from star signs?

because there is some science in star signs.

machiavelli - 30 Dec 2020 07:20:41 (#14 of 32)

Scrofula: This week, Alas is in the ascendant. Try to avoid scrutiny of the trade deal.

AlanII - 30 Dec 2020 07:21:03 (#15 of 32)

Heh

thePiMan - 30 Dec 2020 08:32:25 (#16 of 32)

because there is some science in star signs.

Oh do tell

browserbutton - 30 Dec 2020 08:41:07 (#17 of 32)

Astronomy was born out of astrology, as any fule kno.

machiavelli - 30 Dec 2020 08:46:50 (#18 of 32)

Govini: Avoid fishy hand-flapping at conferences. Taken together with the Innsmouth Look, it gives away too much

Tenesmus - 30 Dec 2020 09:07:45 (#19 of 32)

There is some science in wearing a tinfoil hat too.

uranrising - 30 Dec 2020 10:16:01 (#20 of 32)

How do fictitious star signs differ from star signs?

And how do both differ from sun signs?

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