Yeah, it's probably been done everywhere else, but I haven't had a thread polled for ages.
(At least I'm honest about it)
Constellation of Trump - given to delusions of grandeur and self importance, very assertive - becomes paranoid when thwarted. Hates to lose. Adored by members of the opposite sex.
Regrettably 2021 doesn't augur very well for him, many unfortunate aspects of the past four years may not necessarily reflect well on him, and may have legal ramifications.
For those in the constellation of the rat a career in politics or estate agency is looking a bright choice.
The Star of Covid?
Those born under the "bomb it" star sign tend to be fat cowards with small genitals.
They could be existing constellations that aren't in the zodiac, there are loads of those.
Or we could join the dots differently on the ones that are. I'm sure there could be a constellation Cockenballs.
The Cat
Lazy, selfish and judgmental. Tendency to use wily skills for emotional manipulation and just because it can. Choose a planet, any planet, it’s almost certainly an alien.
How do fictitious star signs differ from star signs?
because there is some science in star signs.
Scrofula: This week, Alas is in the ascendant. Try to avoid scrutiny of the trade deal.
Astronomy was born out of astrology, as any fule kno.
Govini: Avoid fishy hand-flapping at conferences. Taken together with the Innsmouth Look, it gives away too much
How do fictitious star signs differ from star signs?
And how do both differ from sun signs?