Our toaster died a couple of days ago. The new one ordered by MadameB arrived this afternoon. It has a bagel button.
If space is infinite, and God is also infinite ...
... would you like some toast?
#8 Probably. The user manual has 16 pages. For a fucking toaster.
Don't fuck the toaster!
That's very inadvisable. And probably in the manual somewhere.
I've recently found myself eating quite a lot of toast. I think it is comforting in troubled times.
I thought this was going to be about U-Roy
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/feb/18/u-roy-legendary-reggae-toaster-dies-aged-78
I like toasted pittas; give it a quick wetting, place in toaster, switch on, when popped out, cut one side and stuff it with mozzarella, tomato a drip of olive oil an a pinch of salt; yum. Or is it too Continental?
No Tau, it's not too continental.
It's heaven.