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Started by BBBilly on Feb 19, 2021 8:52:34 PM
Toast

Our toaster died a couple of days ago. The new one ordered by MadameB arrived this afternoon. It has a bagel button.

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 20:53:46 (#3 of 58)

Bread

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 20:53:52 (#4 of 58)

Rolls

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 20:53:59 (#5 of 58)

Pita bread

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 20:54:06 (#6 of 58)

Naan

BBBilly - 19 Feb 2021 20:54:36 (#7 of 58)

You're on a roll TR, keep going.

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 20:54:39 (#8 of 58)

Does yours have a frozen button too?

FleurDuMal - 19 Feb 2021 20:55:04 (#9 of 58)

If space is infinite, and God is also infinite ...

... would you like some toast?

BBBilly - 19 Feb 2021 20:55:44 (#10 of 58)

#8 Probably. The user manual has 16 pages. For a fucking toaster.

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 20:57:06 (#11 of 58)

Don't fuck the toaster!

That's very inadvisable. And probably in the manual somewhere.

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 20:57:45 (#12 of 58)

I've recently found myself eating quite a lot of toast. I think it is comforting in troubled times.

Arjuna - 19 Feb 2021 20:59:08 (#13 of 58)

I thought this was going to be about U-Roy

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/feb/18/u-roy-legendary-reggae-toaster-dies-aged-78

TauCeti - 19 Feb 2021 20:59:31 (#14 of 58)

I like toasted pittas; give it a quick wetting, place in toaster, switch on, when popped out, cut one side and stuff it with mozzarella, tomato a drip of olive oil an a pinch of salt; yum. Or is it too Continental?

MrPurple - 19 Feb 2021 20:59:38 (#15 of 58)

crumpets

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 21:00:28 (#16 of 58)

Oh yeah, and muffins

TRaney - 19 Feb 2021 21:00:34 (#17 of 58)

And butteries

BBBilly - 19 Feb 2021 21:03:53 (#18 of 58)

Muffins good. Thin sliced bread bad.

CarlosFandango - 19 Feb 2021 21:24:05 (#19 of 58)

No Tau, it's not too continental.

It's heaven.

TauCeti - 19 Feb 2021 21:30:45 (#20 of 58)

:O)

ArriveAlive - 21 Feb 2021 09:45:12 (#21 of 58)

And butteries

Oh yes! Pity nowhere in the south of Oxfordshire sells them. My sister, who lives not a million miles away in Surrey, used to make them when she worked in the Bridge of Don Tesco.

Alas, none of my attempts to make any using her recipe have ever come out even close to looking or tasting like the real thing.

Dubris - 21 Feb 2021 10:57:19 (#22 of 58)

What are butteries?

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