Our toaster died a couple of days ago. The new one ordered by MadameB arrived this afternoon. It has a bagel button.
If space is infinite, and God is also infinite ...
... would you like some toast?
#8 Probably. The user manual has 16 pages. For a fucking toaster.
Don't fuck the toaster!
That's very inadvisable. And probably in the manual somewhere.
I've recently found myself eating quite a lot of toast. I think it is comforting in troubled times.
I thought this was going to be about U-Roy
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/feb/18/u-roy-legendary-reggae-toaster-dies-aged-78
I like toasted pittas; give it a quick wetting, place in toaster, switch on, when popped out, cut one side and stuff it with mozzarella, tomato a drip of olive oil an a pinch of salt; yum. Or is it too Continental?
No Tau, it's not too continental.
It's heaven.
And butteries
Oh yes! Pity nowhere in the south of Oxfordshire sells them. My sister, who lives not a million miles away in Surrey, used to make them when she worked in the Bridge of Don Tesco.
Alas, none of my attempts to make any using her recipe have ever come out even close to looking or tasting like the real thing.