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Started by Agaliarept on Apr 1, 2021 5:23:25 PM
Using these 10 emojis tells everyone YOU'RE OLD

Sorry, but if you use these 10 emoji you’re officially old

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/01/sorry-but-if-you-use-these-10-emoji-youre-officially-old-14340470/

So says the Metro

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Agaliarept - 01 Apr 2021 17:23:36 (#1 of 51)

Time to update your data bases parents!

thisonehasalittlehat - 01 Apr 2021 17:25:40 (#2 of 51)

I don't use any emojis.

Because I'm not a child.

DOH!!!!!

Arjuna - 01 Apr 2021 17:27:10 (#3 of 51)

The survey also found that many people – 78% of Brits – have incorrectly used an emoji, often on repeated occasions

OMG!

Agaliarept - 01 Apr 2021 17:27:53 (#4 of 51)

I don't use any emojis.

How do people you email know if you're being sarcastic?

thisonehasalittlehat - 01 Apr 2021 17:29:03 (#5 of 51)

I think that's generally just assumed.

thisonehasalittlehat - 01 Apr 2021 17:29:20 (#6 of 51)

Not!!!!!

JiveBunny - 01 Apr 2021 17:36:34 (#7 of 51)

Crylaugh is the cunt's emoji, though.

AdonisBlue - 01 Apr 2021 17:42:39 (#8 of 51)

Lurks to work out the secret emoji knowledge.

TauCeti - 01 Apr 2021 17:44:21 (#9 of 51)

1 and 5 occasionally 6 - still young, at heart!



gets coat and emojis grunt

darkhorse - 01 Apr 2021 17:45:27 (#10 of 51)

Phew! The winking smiley face isn't there. I use that to convey dry jokes, in case it isn't obvious. And I said WINKING you dirty minded souls.

TauCeti - 01 Apr 2021 17:45:53 (#11 of 51)

wink wink nudge nudge

thisonehasalittlehat - 01 Apr 2021 17:47:05 (#12 of 51)

;-)?

bossab2 - 01 Apr 2021 17:55:17 (#13 of 51)

I'm old because I make my own emojis out of semi colons and brackets





Using a sharp penknife and a roll of twine.

surferboogiewhatever - 01 Apr 2021 18:18:21 (#14 of 51)

What is the poo for?

LemonGrass - 01 Apr 2021 18:33:05 (#15 of 51)

Crylaugh is the cunt's emoji, though.

Word.

thisonehasalittlehat - 01 Apr 2021 18:33:43 (#16 of 51)

Is for saying "poo".

TauCeti - 01 Apr 2021 19:18:03 (#17 of 51)

#16 no shit!

uranrising - 01 Apr 2021 19:26:31 (#18 of 51)

And the Metro is some sort of authority in this matter because ...?

hailesaladdie - 01 Apr 2021 19:48:04 (#19 of 51)

Journalism is too much effort?

bossab2 - 01 Apr 2021 19:54:40 (#20 of 51)

It'll be some 'news' story copy and pasted off the internet.

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