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Started by FGBFGB on Jun 6, 2021 8:16:11 PM
Someone has hung a pair of jeans on our front garden wall. What can this mean?

Blue denim 'Duck & Cover' brand. Either cut-offs or for a short person. Not obviously soiled. JTT Comparability, please advise.

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FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 20:16:39 (#1 of 62)

Constabulary, not Comparability.

ReverendBlueJeans - 06 Jun 2021 20:24:29 (#2 of 62)

They belong to a hipps-hopps wrapper who was killed nearby in a drive-by shooting and they couldn't find his trainers to hang from a telegraph wire?

FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 20:36:53 (#3 of 62)

That doesn't really sound like Gosforth.

solomongursky - 06 Jun 2021 20:38:11 (#4 of 62)

It's a mafia threat.

FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 20:38:28 (#5 of 62)

Eeeek!

FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 20:38:54 (#6 of 62)

Should it not be some fish?

solomongursky - 06 Jun 2021 20:40:00 (#7 of 62)

Oh yeah.

bossab2 - 06 Jun 2021 20:48:59 (#8 of 62)

Go and watch The Draftsman's Contract

FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 20:54:30 (#9 of 62)

Good grief.

uranrising - 06 Jun 2021 20:55:10 (#10 of 62)

It means you live in an exciting, or disgusting, area. Or not - that should cover it.

browserbutton - 06 Jun 2021 20:56:05 (#11 of 62)

The Romany community leave secret signs, sometimes on garden walls.

FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 20:57:24 (#12 of 62)

Generally chalked, though, not in cloth form.

Is 'Duck and Cover" a trendy brand with the young folk?

Pinkgum - 06 Jun 2021 20:59:03 (#13 of 62)

Not especially young and trendy, but it's not that cheap.

bossab2 - 06 Jun 2021 20:59:55 (#14 of 62)

Ebay them

barkis - 06 Jun 2021 21:00:11 (#15 of 62)

It's a hint about your dress sense.

TommyDGNR8 - 06 Jun 2021 21:00:28 (#16 of 62)

It means you're going to be burgled by a Shakin' Stevens tribute act.

HerrWalrus - 06 Jun 2021 21:00:54 (#17 of 62)

It means we have a replacement for LapsedCat.

widenation - 06 Jun 2021 21:03:53 (#18 of 62)

I'd assume that there was a swingers party nearby. A participant went home wearing the wrong slacks and returned them to what they thought was the correct address.

FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 21:04:24 (#19 of 62)

#15

Gap navy chinos and a shirt from George at Asda? What's not to like?

FGBFGB - 06 Jun 2021 21:05:00 (#20 of 62)

No pampas grass on our front lawn, I'll thank you.

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