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Started by lapsedcat on Jul 30, 2021 4:19:04 PM
Things older people do better than the under 50s

List them here and absolutely NO boomer cracks please. Nobody wants that.

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HelenDamnation - 30 Jul 2021 16:20:14 (#1 of 179)

Complain

tasselhoff - 30 Jul 2021 16:20:42 (#2 of 179)

Suffer pain

DesEsseintes - 30 Jul 2021 16:21:46 (#3 of 179)

Think

lapsedcat - 30 Jul 2021 16:24:15 (#4 of 179)

Answer questions about Gilbert Harding in Trivial Pursuits

JennyRad - 30 Jul 2021 15:24:28 (#5 of 179)

Dry wit

tasselhoff - 30 Jul 2021 16:25:30 (#6 of 179)

Remember the seventies

lapsedcat - 30 Jul 2021 16:25:58 (#7 of 179)

And bang on about the bloody Pistols

Turtle - 30 Jul 2021 16:25:59 (#8 of 179)

Tass beat me to it.

As we get old we lose our eyesight, hearing, agility, virility, cognitive abilities, sense of smell and taste. But the ability to feel pain never diminishes.

DesEsseintes - 30 Jul 2021 16:26:14 (#9 of 179)

Sex obviously

lapsedcat - 30 Jul 2021 16:27:44 (#10 of 179)

Fetch young'uns across the knees with a starting handle

brooklyn - 30 Jul 2021 16:28:26 (#11 of 179)

know their limits.

lapsedcat - 30 Jul 2021 16:28:52 (#12 of 179)

I'd say 'vote' but that wouldn't be strictly speaking correct.

tasselhoff - 30 Jul 2021 16:29:47 (#13 of 179)

Be less wracked by insecurity

barkis - 30 Jul 2021 16:30:50 (#14 of 179)

Forget things.

donttellhimpike - 30 Jul 2021 16:31:29 (#15 of 179)

Fart.

lapsedcat - 30 Jul 2021 16:32:21 (#16 of 179)

Observe proper funeral etiquette

browserbutton - 30 Jul 2021 16:33:17 (#17 of 179)

Swardsmanship -- maintaining a fine lawn.

JennyRad - 30 Jul 2021 15:37:33 (#18 of 179)

#12 - that's "do more of", not "do better". Except in some specific cases.

barkis - 30 Jul 2021 16:39:35 (#19 of 179)

Survive for long periods without looking at a mobile phone.

wickeltisch - 30 Jul 2021 16:44:26 (#20 of 179)

Remember the seventies

The seventies?

Tsk, young man! It's the fifties and sixties.

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