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Started by cozzer on Jul 31, 2021 8:08:33 PM
Was your life ruined by being born ?

Well, was it ?

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widenation - 31 Jul 2021 20:10:23 (#1 of 44)

Life as a sperm wasn't that great.

Tadagee - 31 Jul 2021 20:11:39 (#2 of 44)

ISWYDT cozzer

cozzer - 31 Jul 2021 20:12:29 (#3 of 44)

Life as a sperm wasn't that great.

What about as an ovum?

jamalade - 31 Jul 2021 20:13:14 (#4 of 44)

Gah!

widenation - 31 Jul 2021 20:13:46 (#5 of 44)

Even worse.

nemo75 - 31 Jul 2021 20:31:53 (#6 of 44)

Six. Long. Months.

virgil5 - 31 Jul 2021 20:32:52 (#7 of 44)

At least as a sperm, there was some satisfaction in beating out a few million other sperm.

fogsake - 31 Jul 2021 20:34:20 (#8 of 44)

It's a comedown from being unlimited potential though.

donttellhimpike - 31 Jul 2021 20:35:07 (#9 of 44)

there was some satisfaction in beating out a few million other sperm

The story of my teens.

nemo75 - 31 Jul 2021 20:37:14 (#10 of 44)

‘Teens’

virgil5 - 31 Jul 2021 20:40:37 (#11 of 44)

I went through Hell, then I had to duke it out with this

this

Ovum

to assure Male Dominance

nemo75 - 31 Jul 2021 20:42:03 (#12 of 44)

If only they’d known.

browserbutton - 31 Jul 2021 20:44:52 (#13 of 44)

'The living are just the dead on holiday'

Verdigris - 31 Jul 2021 19:45:08 (#14 of 44)

VGOP



<takes his minus 10 points like an old man>

donttellhimpike - 31 Jul 2021 20:45:34 (#15 of 44)

‘Teens’

I'm getting on a bit, the old libido isn't what it was. Sometimes I can go a whole hour without feeling the urge to knock one.

surferboogiewhatever - 31 Jul 2021 19:49:35 (#16 of 44)

not ruined, no. But ever since I gave birth myself I've thought that being born is probably very unpleasant for the protagonist - it's a good job most people can't remember anything about it.

jamalade - 31 Jul 2021 20:51:47 (#17 of 44)

Heh pike. The spirit is still there. All life kicks.

virgil5 - 31 Jul 2021 21:05:41 (#18 of 44)

The Ovum didn't just give up.

Nothing ever gives up.

Now I have to grapple with my "inner woman"

BBBilly - 31 Jul 2021 20:23:32 (#19 of 44)

I had no choice about being conceived or born.







I was a foetus accompli

PaperRustler - 31 Jul 2021 21:27:42 (#20 of 44)

You're a bad man, cozzer, and a thief of 10 perfectly good points.

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