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Started by ReverendBlueJeans on Aug 22, 2021 3:28:38 PM
Add, remove or change ONE letter in the title of a film, book, telly programme, song, play etc and change its tone or character.

Cull the Midwife

Universities are producing too many midwives. The authorities propose a radical solution...

Glove Island

Well, it's either that or Great British Glove-making Challenge

An old favourite but let's have fun.

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Oldbathrobe1 - 22 Aug 2021 15:33:50 (#1 of 552)

Three members of the Womens Institute bicker and compare sugar burns on a boat in 'Jams'.

pranzingfrogg - 22 Aug 2021 14:37:34 (#2 of 552)

King Gear

A slightly dodgy monarch has some stuff to shift, know what we mean

upgoerfive - 22 Aug 2021 15:39:14 (#3 of 552)

Top Bun

Like Great British Bake Off, but with added fast jets and unrequited man-love.

solomongursky - 22 Aug 2021 15:40:19 (#4 of 552)

Usually silent sibling Ross McWhirter can't shut up in

Twin Speaks

ReverendBlueJeans - 22 Aug 2021 15:41:02 (#5 of 552)

The Pig Country

Gregory Peck chases porkers across vast, lovingly-shot landscapes.

upgoerfive - 22 Aug 2021 15:43:15 (#6 of 552)

The Third Can

Harry Lime drinks a bit too much beer with his lunch, and desperately searches postwar Vienna for a public convenience that hasn't been bombed.

tasselhoff - 22 Aug 2021 15:46:04 (#7 of 552)

The Bards

Hitchcockian thriller as people get progressively more and more freaked out by an army of men reciting verses on heroes and their deeds.

ReverendBlueJeans - 22 Aug 2021 15:48:58 (#8 of 552)

Ace Station Zebra

Alistair McLean thriller set in an elite tennis academy.

donttellhimpike - 22 Aug 2021 15:49:23 (#9 of 552)

Bring Me The Mead Of Alfredo Garcia

King sends out his knights with orders to track down the finest brewer in the kingdom, and return with his legendary libation.

solomongursky - 22 Aug 2021 15:50:54 (#10 of 552)

French resistance cafe owner conceals his daftness in

Secret Barmy

upgoerfive - 22 Aug 2021 15:57:31 (#11 of 552)

The Dam Dusters

Barnes Wallis concieves of an audacious plan to spring clean the dams of the Rhur valley by means of giant rotating brushes hung beneath Lancaster bombers.

upgoerfive - 22 Aug 2021 16:00:36 (#12 of 552)

Magnum Farce

Someone has substituted Police Lt. Harry Callahan's pistol with a novelty toy which unfurls a small flag bearing the word BANG!

ReverendBlueJeans - 22 Aug 2021 16:04:37 (#13 of 552)

Rumpole of the Ballet

A short, fat, elderly defence barrister pursues his dream of a career in dance.







Yes, I cheated, I changed two letters, I'm evil......

tasselhoff - 22 Aug 2021 16:10:31 (#14 of 552)

That's just not rickets

Eligelis - 22 Aug 2021 16:22:44 (#15 of 552)

It'll be all right on the knight

Hilarious mistakes in the field of medieval armour construction.

Arjuna - 22 Aug 2021 16:30:07 (#16 of 552)

Best Home Cock

quartus - 22 Aug 2021 16:32:51 (#17 of 552)

The Handmaid's Sale

June Osborne finances her next adventure

tasselhoff - 22 Aug 2021 16:34:38 (#18 of 552)

The Metrix

Americans find they are living in a dream work, called "Europe", and try to escape.

breakfast - 22 Aug 2021 16:40:10 (#19 of 552)

Louse Women

A daytime TV programme following the work of nit nurses.

ReverendBlueJeans - 22 Aug 2021 16:41:43 (#20 of 552)

Lose Women

Outrageous chat show featuring a panel of four Incel saddoes.

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