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Started by arbitrary on Nov 20, 2021 10:14:16 PM
People Warned Not To Charge Their Crystals During Tonight’s Rare Partial Eclipse

People Warned Not To Charge Their Crystals During Tonight’s Rare Partial Eclipse

From that well known scientific journal 'ladbible'.

https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-people-warned-not-to-charge-crystals-during-tonights-partial-eclipse-20211119

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arbitrary - 20 Nov 2021 22:15:27 (#1 of 42)

"Don't cleanse crystals, charge crystals or set intentions under the lunar eclipse," Palibrk said to Elle Magazine.

"The energy it gives is chaotic and doing any of the above will welcome that heavy energy into your life. An eclipse is time to rid any negative energy and chill out.

"Focus on what you can control within yourself and look inside for your truest purpose. Wait till the next full moon to charge your crystals and manifest your deepest desires."

arbitrary - 20 Nov 2021 22:15:39 (#2 of 42)

Well, quite.

Verdigris - 20 Nov 2021 22:16:47 (#3 of 42)

Do we know you?

fogsake - 20 Nov 2021 22:20:15 (#4 of 42)

Now you tell me.

Dubris - 20 Nov 2021 22:26:53 (#5 of 42)

Well, that's my aura completely wrecked.

carterbrandon - 20 Nov 2021 22:52:51 (#6 of 42)

manifest your deepest desires.

George. Don't do that...

Atticus - 20 Nov 2021 23:30:10 (#7 of 42)

Too late!

solomongursky - 20 Nov 2021 23:36:13 (#8 of 42)

She sells candles for fifty five bleeding quid.

Oldbathrobe1 - 20 Nov 2021 23:36:24 (#9 of 42)

"Don't cleanse crystals, charge crystals or set intentions under the lunar eclipse,"



...because that would make you an ocean-going, weapons-grade dick.

Ebadlun - 20 Nov 2021 23:53:44 (#10 of 42)

My crystals are on 5%, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

CarlosFandango - 21 Nov 2021 00:19:50 (#11 of 42)

Diatomaceous earth and colloidal silver in a kale smoothie. Mix 50/50 with Buckfast. That'll sort you out.

Atticus - 21 Nov 2021 00:51:00 (#12 of 42)

#10

Steal the life force of someone close to the protagonist to drive the plot.

NoobRomeo - 21 Nov 2021 00:55:55 (#13 of 42)

She sells candles for fifty five bleeding quid.

I believe that was the working title for Chris Martin's break up album.

NoobRomeo - 21 Nov 2021 00:59:34 (#14 of 42)

Also, did I ever tell you about that time I left the salt out by mistake during a lunar eclipse? I didn't realise and ended up putting on a stone due to the heavy energy.

Dubris - 21 Nov 2021 11:22:32 (#15 of 42)

You can't be the only person that's happened to. There should be warnings printed on packets of salt.

NoobRomeo - 21 Nov 2021 13:16:48 (#16 of 42)

It also caused my second favourite chandelier to collapse through three floors of the family pile.

Crystal tips: it ain't worth it, kids.

breakfast - 21 Nov 2021 13:24:30 (#17 of 42)

I haven’t read the article. Tell me how you charge crystals. Not usb-c presumably.

solomongursky - 21 Nov 2021 13:35:06 (#18 of 42)

Gwyneth said you put them on the windowsill when there's a full moon. If the moon's full obviously they charge faster.

NoobRomeo - 21 Nov 2021 13:38:19 (#19 of 42)

In homeopathy there is a remedy (I use the word in its loosest possible sense; i.e. without any at all) which to procure one must place a clean and empty glass vessel in the garden on a clear night with the top open. Later the same night you replace the top and retrieve the container. Et voila! You now have a mother source to create Moonbeam pills.

It's the reverse process, I guess.

carterbrandon - 21 Nov 2021 13:38:24 (#20 of 42)

If they need light to charge, aren't they all irretrievably flat from all those millions of years underground?

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