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Started by halfnelson on Nov 23, 2021 9:48:36 PM
Advent of the Big Sons

The excitement is mounting. Only a matter of days until they can don their reindeer sweaters.

Mother has told them not to go rooting in the wardrobe looking for Meltis fruits, but will they listen? Will they buffalo!

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lapsedcat - 23 Nov 2021 21:56:26 (#1 of 10)

"This year mam you can put your feet up. Me an' dad'll do the honours with the Christmas dinner doings and whatnot."

"Oh, that's very kind of you dear, but I think it would be better if I did it. Remember 2013?"

"You PROMISED you wouldn't talk about 2013 mam! You PROMISED! Anyhow, dad was out of intensive care and back onto solids by August."

Tinymcsmithy - 23 Nov 2021 22:00:31 (#2 of 10)

Is this a virtual Alan Bennett play?

ReverendBlueJeans - 23 Nov 2021 22:01:06 (#3 of 10)

Not a Dumbarton FC thread, then?

lapsedcat - 23 Nov 2021 22:02:41 (#4 of 10)

Is this a virtual Alan Bennett play?

True the man does have the monopoly on the use of the word 'mam' (although m'learned friends have yet to have a word with Master Grimes of Craftywankshire)

Shadrack22 - 23 Nov 2021 22:03:05 (#5 of 10)

If the big sons are lucky BBC Four might repeat that programme about Michael Palin getting the train to the Kyle of Lochalsh.

lapsedcat - 23 Nov 2021 22:04:43 (#6 of 10)

Or Griff Rhys-Jones trepanning in Biddulph

lapsedcat - 23 Nov 2021 22:09:17 (#7 of 10)

"Mam, where's me DVD of Carry On England?"

"I threw it away. It may have Patrick Mower but there's nipples and they give you notions."

"But it's the best Carry On!"

"Never you mind about Carry On England my lad. Up them stairs with a dustpan and brush. I dropped your bedsheet earlier and it smashed."

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Beaky1 - 24 Nov 2021 14:53:52 (#9 of 10)

Lapsed is back and he’s on fire!

Beaky1 - 24 Nov 2021 14:55:59 (#10 of 10)

I’m intrigued by the use of Buffalo in the header. Some reference to mozzarella, perhaps?

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