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Started by Ebadlun on Apr 11, 2022 11:03:16 PM
What would YOU like to see turned into a musical/opera?

If you can come up with anything less likely than Nixon in China, I'll be impressed.

I think the Corbyn episode might be worth a few tunes.

There actually was a Lolita musical by John Barry and Jay Lerner, but it didn't do well. For some reason.

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ReverendBlueJeans - 11 Apr 2022 23:07:59 (#1 of 63)

Maddy!

We left her in the hotel room (Room! Room!)

She went missing very soon (Soon! Soon!)

Should've hired a childminder

How will we ever find her?

FIND HER! FIND HER!

dancers dressed as blonde toddlers do dance routine

Ebadlun - 11 Apr 2022 23:10:32 (#2 of 63)

If I was a latterday Max Bialystock, I'd be totally putting that on.

Ebadlun - 11 Apr 2022 23:19:14 (#3 of 63)

Jeremy, Jeremy, just look at the mural

Surely you see that its problems are plural!

You think that just free speech is a factor?

Jeremy, get out your protractor!

Look at the noses, look at the faces,

Can't you see that the noses are racist!

Shadrack22 - 11 Apr 2022 23:27:53 (#4 of 63)

Definitely potential in Jim Callaghan and the Winter of Discontent.

Ebadlun - 11 Apr 2022 23:31:18 (#5 of 63)

Zelensky has a hell of a life story so far, but sadly the most dramatic portion is only just being written.

carterbrandon - 11 Apr 2022 23:44:20 (#6 of 63)

I saw the RSC's Carrie (starring Leroy from Fame). Just saying.

More detail at https://justthetalk.com/media/41519/horro__horro__
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widenation - 12 Apr 2022 00:08:52 (#7 of 63)

Maddy was left in a Villa rather than a Hotel room... Rhymes with...

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Tinymcsmithy - 12 Apr 2022 03:21:32 (#9 of 63)

Hector’s House.

DesEsseintes - 12 Apr 2022 05:43:45 (#10 of 63)

Something boring with no story.

John Major.

Dubris - 12 Apr 2022 07:17:05 (#11 of 63)

Only Fools And Horses The Musical already exists, but what about other sitcoms? Terry and June The Musical perhaps.

mingmong - 12 Apr 2022 08:24:52 (#12 of 63)

Ron Davies - The Musical

Shadrack22 - 12 Apr 2022 08:41:53 (#13 of 63)

Is he the one who met a random stranger on Clapham Common and in a ‘moment of madness’ invited them home for a meal?

ReverendBlueJeans - 12 Apr 2022 08:52:41 (#14 of 63)

Charles II - The Musical!

Post-beheading Scene

Dancers dressed as executioners nimbly perform a a routine throwing the severed head to each other like a basketball. From the corpse, jets of blood spray up like ornamental fountains in a town square in time to the music. All cast sing...

Hand me the head! Hand me the head!

The king is dead!

Hand me his head!

He was born a Fifer.

Now he's a no-lifer.

Hand, hand, hand me his head!

mingmong - 12 Apr 2022 09:02:21 (#15 of 63)

#13 that's the one, Shadders

Later caught with his trousers down in a lay-by, where he claimed to be "watching badgers"

Some great material there, I feel.

ReverendBlueJeans - 12 Apr 2022 09:06:13 (#16 of 63)

Later caught with his trousers down in a lay-by, where he claimed to be "watching badgers"

Stone-faced traffic cop: And where exactly were these badgers, sir?

breakfast - 12 Apr 2022 10:20:08 (#17 of 63)

Euro 2020 The Musical

carterbrandon - 12 Apr 2022 10:30:53 (#18 of 63)

Charles II - The Musical!

Only one beheading? Pfft.

https://www.sixthemusical.com/

Agaliarept - 12 Apr 2022 10:39:04 (#19 of 63)

Moaty - The Musical

One man's coke fuelled attempt to bring an armed siege to an end.

Three way call and response song:

Officer: Look out! He's got a gun!

Moat: I'm just too tired to run

Officer: I'll set my taser to stun

Moat: Get ready pigs here I come

Gazza: THIS CHICKEN'S GETTING COOOLLLLLLLLLLLD!

browserbutton - 12 Apr 2022 10:39:49 (#20 of 63)

My rock opera The Bad Boys of Brexit only has two beheadings, but there's also a surprise lampposting in the encore.

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