What it says above.
I'm not saying it's going to be perfect. But I promise tomorrow's breakfast will be the best it can be. Our opponents cannot promise that!
There will be bacon: there will be egg: there will be black pudding: and, yes, there will be mushrooms!
Together we can make this the best breakfast ever!
They say 5 fruit or veg a day and 2 hours exercise.
I say a burger and 2 beers at 5pm.
I have been asked what I will have for lunch and I make no apologies for saying that like many of the people of this great nation I will have sardines, and I am not ashamed to say that like my hard working constituents I will have them on toast.
You’ve never had it. So, good.
Onions I'll tell you what happens with onions - you pickle them, put them in jars, and then consume them with cheese and crackers.
There will be an inquiry into whether I just farted, and I don't think it's proper to pre-empt the results of that inquiry by speculating whether I farted or not, that will be a matter for the commission.
I am going for a bath, now. A bath. Not a shower. A bath. That is my promise to you. That is my promise to this country.
Everyone talks about the hard-working families - but who will speak up for lazy single people? We will!
Not right now though, we could do with a nap actually.
Tea, or coffee? That is the choice before you in the bright and glorious morning that awaits after a night of the best sleep this country has to offer. Let’s have no more of this divisiveness. Both tea and coffee drinkers are welcome here.
I will be honest with you. We are faced with tough choices. Hard choices. These choices will influence our lives until lunchtime and beyond. My promise to you is that I will choose my socks with care. I will choose my undies with insight. I will choose my trousering, and shirting, and any outerwear, using all the sagacity God has given me. You can trust me with the choices behind what I wear today.
your hundrum life
Is this something to do with you being in a unionist marching band?
My people, the eye drops are ready. In a few moments they will be applied. My eyes may sting momentarily, but that is the price we must be prepared to pay for the clear vision that is ours for the taking. At this moment, those who see the way forward are the standard bearers for those who walk behind. Hold aloft that bottle and squeeze the future from it.
In this great talkboard of ours, I can express my opinions freely. I think I may say, without fear of contradiction, that this level of freedom is all too rare today. And while some may try to make you believe that it is just an obscure backwater of the internet, I am confident that it is a bastion of free speech, except where hammer wielding Nordic deities and gender based nuisances are concerned.
Each post has given me a good laugh but Verdi wins with
Get breakfast done!
What most people are really interested in is that we had delivery of the Chinese and got a bit of shit done.
It's true I drank tea in college. Lots of us did. We were young. We were experimenting but I haven't had a cup of tea in over 30 years and I've been a devout coffee drinker ever since. I promise you if I am elected I will do my very best to see the scourge of tea removed once and for all!