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Started by ReverendBlueJeans on May 7, 2022 10:38:06 PM
Thread to post about your hundrum life in the manner of a Political Orator

What it says above.

ReverendBlueJeans - 07 May 2022 22:41:23 (#1 of 38)

I'm not saying it's going to be perfect. But I promise tomorrow's breakfast will be the best it can be. Our opponents cannot promise that!

There will be bacon: there will be egg: there will be black pudding: and, yes, there will be mushrooms!

Together we can make this the best breakfast ever!

Mazzarin - 07 May 2022 22:44:29 (#2 of 38)

They say 5 fruit or veg a day and 2 hours exercise.

I say a burger and 2 beers at 5pm.

Verdigris - 07 May 2022 21:46:49 (#3 of 38)

Get breakfast done!

barkis - 07 May 2022 22:47:43 (#4 of 38)

I have been asked what I will have for lunch and I make no apologies for saying that like many of the people of this great nation I will have sardines, and I am not ashamed to say that like my hard working constituents I will have them on toast.

frantastic - 07 May 2022 21:52:20 (#5 of 38)

You’ve never had it. So, good.

DesEsseintes - 07 May 2022 22:53:54 (#6 of 38)

Onions I'll tell you what happens with onions - you pickle them, put them in jars, and then consume them with cheese and crackers.

Ebadlun - 07 May 2022 22:56:02 (#7 of 38)

There will be an inquiry into whether I just farted, and I don't think it's proper to pre-empt the results of that inquiry by speculating whether I farted or not, that will be a matter for the commission.

ReverendBlueJeans - 07 May 2022 22:57:00 (#8 of 38)

I am going for a bath, now. A bath. Not a shower. A bath. That is my promise to you. That is my promise to this country.

Mazzarin - 07 May 2022 22:59:44 (#9 of 38)

Only Commie-Nazis sleep for less than 8 hours.

Ebadlun - 07 May 2022 23:04:02 (#10 of 38)

Everyone talks about the hard-working families - but who will speak up for lazy single people? We will!

Not right now though, we could do with a nap actually.

pranzingfrogg - 08 May 2022 00:11:53 (#11 of 38)

Tea, or coffee? That is the choice before you in the bright and glorious morning that awaits after a night of the best sleep this country has to offer. Let’s have no more of this divisiveness. Both tea and coffee drinkers are welcome here.

ReverendBlueJeans - 08 May 2022 09:33:27 (#12 of 38)

I will be honest with you. We are faced with tough choices. Hard choices. These choices will influence our lives until lunchtime and beyond. My promise to you is that I will choose my socks with care. I will choose my undies with insight. I will choose my trousering, and shirting, and any outerwear, using all the sagacity God has given me. You can trust me with the choices behind what I wear today.

Tomnoddy - 08 May 2022 09:45:45 (#13 of 38)

is abashed at Rev's ambitions vs lack of own

cozzer - 08 May 2022 09:49:30 (#14 of 38)

your hundrum life

Is this something to do with you being in a unionist marching band?

pranzingfrogg - 08 May 2022 09:57:57 (#15 of 38)

My people, the eye drops are ready. In a few moments they will be applied. My eyes may sting momentarily, but that is the price we must be prepared to pay for the clear vision that is ours for the taking. At this moment, those who see the way forward are the standard bearers for those who walk behind. Hold aloft that bottle and squeeze the future from it.

OldLefty - 08 May 2022 11:02:22 (#16 of 38)

In this great talkboard of ours, I can express my opinions freely. I think I may say, without fear of contradiction, that this level of freedom is all too rare today. And while some may try to make you believe that it is just an obscure backwater of the internet, I am confident that it is a bastion of free speech, except where hammer wielding Nordic deities and gender based nuisances are concerned.

machiavelli - 08 May 2022 10:02:47 (#17 of 38)

Each post has given me a good laugh but Verdi wins with

Get breakfast done!

fogsake - 08 May 2022 11:06:44 (#18 of 38)

What most people are really interested in is that we had delivery of the Chinese and got a bit of shit done.

Lawlsie - 08 May 2022 11:08:45 (#19 of 38)

It's true I drank tea in college. Lots of us did. We were young. We were experimenting but I haven't had a cup of tea in over 30 years and I've been a devout coffee drinker ever since. I promise you if I am elected I will do my very best to see the scourge of tea removed once and for all!

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