The only thing getting buggered on this thread is the English language.
2 Can we call him and Sue from afar?
5 Wearing his grandmother's bra
TINY
Mad Justine Numbers and Strange Sue Chon will get the feds on your case.
BIG
1 The first line could be just like this
3 The cops are now coming
4 Something something bumming
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You have to number each line.
THAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF 'RICKING.
LARGE
1. I've just wandered in for a peek
I don't know the tinywriting code on this board so apologies but that is NOT, sir, the designated leak line (I't believe she take leak).
It's like you want to get a visit from The Feds!
3. This thread is excellent, well done all!
PS I haven't got the hang of rhyming and scanning yet.
You can now start a line with "} " and it does line by line so...
} There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
} Were unique as to colour and size;
} When she opened them wide,
} People all turned aside,
} And started away in surprise.
...does this...
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
1 The first line could be just like this
2 The second must rhyme, piece of piss
3 The third could be owt
4 The fourth in no doubt
5 And the fifth sees the 'rick closed down by THE FEDS