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Started by ChapeauNo5 on 01-Mar-2011 20:04:18
Rim'licks

The only thing getting buggered on this thread is the English language.

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LadyInGreen - 01 Mar 2011 22:16:33 (#2 of 16039)

2 Can we call him and Sue from afar?

virgil5 - 01 Mar 2011 22:33:34 (#3 of 16039)

3 When they're left on their own

oonnell - 02 Mar 2011 08:23:33 (#4 of 16039)

4. One of them gets blown

LadyInGreen - 02 Mar 2011 09:15:11 (#5 of 16039)

5 Wearing his grandmother's bra

ChapeauNo5 - 02 Mar 2011 09:17:15 (#6 of 16039)

TINY



Mad Justine Numbers and Strange Sue Chon will get the feds on your case.



BIG

sparafucile - 02 Mar 2011 11:23:52 (#7 of 16039)

1 The first line could be just like this

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LadyInGreen - 02 Mar 2011 11:31:34 (#9 of 16039)

3 The cops are now coming

ChapeauNo5 - 02 Mar 2011 11:32:37 (#10 of 16039)

4 Something something bumming

Electro - 02 Mar 2011 11:35:53 (#11 of 16039)

5 Nah you're taking the piss

ChapeauNo5 - 02 Mar 2011 11:36:52 (#12 of 16039)

small

You have to number each line.

THAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF 'RICKING.

LARGE

baldricsparsnip - 02 Mar 2011 17:43:39 (#13 of 16039)

1. I've just wandered in for a peek

Macpaddy - 02 Mar 2011 23:32:26 (#14 of 16039)

2 What, to watch me taking a leak!?

Mitford - 02 Mar 2011 23:44:25 (#15 of 16039)

I don't know the tinywriting code on this board so apologies but that is NOT, sir, the designated leak line (I't believe she take leak).

It's like you want to get a visit from The Feds!

crabbsie - 03 Mar 2011 00:19:51 (#16 of 16039)

3. This thread is excellent, well done all!

PS I haven't got the hang of rhyming and scanning yet.

johnnythesailor - 03 Mar 2011 00:23:26 (#17 of 16039)

You can now start a line with "} " and it does line by line so...

} There was a Young Lady whose eyes,

} Were unique as to colour and size;

} When she opened them wide,

} People all turned aside,

} And started away in surprise.



...does this...



There was a Young Lady whose eyes,

Were unique as to colour and size;

When she opened them wide,

People all turned aside,

And started away in surprise.

Mitford - 03 Mar 2011 00:31:16 (#18 of 16039)

1 The first line could be just like this

2 The second must rhyme, piece of piss

3 The third could be owt

4 The fourth in no doubt

5 And the fifth sees the 'rick closed down by THE FEDS

Mitford - 03 Mar 2011 00:31:55 (#19 of 16039)

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