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Started by DorianJKHawkwack on Feb 27, 2011 8:57:21 PM
Thread to continue the Marie Stopes "One up yer bum" video lyric rewrite thingey

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/854880-controversial-safe-sex-video-too-cheeky-for-some

The Marie Stopes clinic anal sex/contracteption thread, remember?

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DorianJKHawkwack - 27 Feb 2011 20:58:13 (#1 of 71)

Ah. Doesn't do links yet. Doesn't do the edit discussion thing yet.

Leftie - 27 Feb 2011 20:59:53 (#2 of 71)

Damn.

dirtyorigamist - 27 Feb 2011 23:03:11 (#3 of 71)

Are you the original lefty? What happened to the other 25? ;-)

diomu_II - 27 Feb 2011 23:58:13 (#4 of 71)

Never mind that, what happened that sexy exclamation mark?

MaryMC - 03 Mar 2011 19:27:25 (#5 of 71)

10 points.

surferboogiewhatever - 03 Mar 2011 20:48:33 (#6 of 71)

Bottom: Post your reply here.

MaconLeary - 18 Mar 2011 15:08:25 (#7 of 71)

Garden uphill

And you won’t need the pill.

BawbagMcWimoweh - 18 Mar 2011 15:12:02 (#8 of 71)

One in the fanny



Your mums a granny

MaconLeary - 18 Mar 2011 15:49:20 (#9 of 71)

The changing of lanes

Avoids labour pains

Sunfish - 12 Jul 2015 17:45:19 (#10 of 71)

One up the shitter,

Save money on the babysitter.

foghorn - 12 Jul 2015 18:14:19 (#11 of 71)

Fudge pack,

No rug rat.

foghorn - 12 Jul 2015 18:21:47 (#12 of 71)

Use the tradesmans entrance,

Avoid bothersome adolescents.

Verdigris - 12 Jul 2015 18:39:37 (#13 of 71)

A lot could be learned from my local pub where they run a card school. Liquor at the front, poker round the back.

FleurDuMal - 12 Jul 2015 18:48:02 (#14 of 71)

Tsk!

foghorn - 12 Jul 2015 18:53:11 (#15 of 71)

Council gritter, everyone happy,

Don´t have to tackle changing a nappy.

FleurDuMal - 12 Jul 2015 19:03:14 (#16 of 71)

Doesn't rhyme or scan.

foghorn - 12 Jul 2015 19:11:21 (#17 of 71)

Sorry.



One up the Gary,

No need to marry.

Sunfish - 12 Jul 2015 20:51:52 (#18 of 71)

If you only go for the anus,

You'll halve your bill at Sainsers'.

Verdigris - 12 Jul 2015 22:08:21 (#19 of 71)

Take one up the botty,

No bairn on the potty.

SlasherBindman - 12 Jul 2015 22:12:07 (#20 of 71)

One up the bum -

No harm done.

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