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Started by Leftie on Jul 26, 2018 1:43:51 PM
"disgusted by drunk hedge sex"

Why would you make a hedge like that? I'm surprised the neighbours didn't complain.

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Leftie - 26 Jul 2018 13:43:56 (#1 of 50)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44964690

Delighted_User - 26 Jul 2018 13:46:22 (#2 of 50)

I certainly don't think hedges should get drunk. Or be groomed for sex.

FleurDuMal - 26 Jul 2018 13:47:13 (#3 of 50)

One of my neighbours has a topiary pig. Whether it has been used for any foliage-based bestiality is unknown.

thisonehasalittlehat - 26 Jul 2018 13:47:51 (#4 of 50)

You know. We all know

widenation - 26 Jul 2018 13:50:11 (#5 of 50)

The hedge is giving passersby wood.

invicta - 26 Jul 2018 13:50:29 (#6 of 50)

This sounds like a song by the Fall. Drunk Hedge Sex, uh!

FleurDuMal - 26 Jul 2018 13:51:19 (#7 of 50)

Someone sticking his dick in a bush? All sounds very 70s-retro to me.

Agaliarept - 26 Jul 2018 13:53:30 (#8 of 50)

I don't know who's worse here. Some drunken pub goers out for a laff...Or the chap with the classic sex offender look who has a pervy bush lady at his house.

returnofthepowermonkey - 26 Jul 2018 13:55:18 (#9 of 50)

that took him 40 years?

AlanII - 26 Jul 2018 13:55:56 (#10 of 50)

A man needs a hobby.

browserbutton - 26 Jul 2018 13:57:09 (#11 of 50)

The shear effrontery.

lusmeri1 - 26 Jul 2018 13:58:04 (#12 of 50)

It could damage her privet parts.

returnofthepowermonkey - 26 Jul 2018 13:58:52 (#13 of 50)

<leaves>

browserbutton - 26 Jul 2018 13:59:06 (#14 of 50)

This thread's giving me the HORNBEAM.

BasilSeal - 26 Jul 2018 14:12:11 (#15 of 50)

The pearl necklace is a nice touch.

Agaliarept - 26 Jul 2018 14:26:53 (#16 of 50)

That was added by a reveller.

ChankNolen - 26 Jul 2018 21:47:45 (#17 of 50)

Talented man is Keith Tyssen.

Leftie - 27 Jul 2018 10:07:10 (#18 of 50)

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/stop-having-sex-with-my-hedge-sheffield-man-s-desperate-plea-to-drunken-louts-1-9271302

TheExcession - 27 Jul 2018 10:13:57 (#19 of 50)

#7 His name was Russell.

SatelliteOne - 27 Jul 2018 10:16:57 (#20 of 50)

Eighteen years to make your hedge look like a woman and it turns out like that? This guy should try something he's good at.

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