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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Oct 11, 2018 4:04:23 AM
Bewilderment in Manchester as NAKED LADIES covered in JAM cavort through city centre

Two naked women apparently covered in JAM cavorted in Manchester city centre yesterday. Bewildered shoppers stopped to watch the spectacle as it unfolded on Market Street. A crowd formed around the two women, who sat on a bench outside Barclays bank in the middle of the busy shopping street.

One onlooker said: "They looked like they were rubbing strawberry jam on each other in a disturbingly erotic manner." Confused onlookers took to Twitter to try and find out who and why they were there, without success.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great
er-manchester-news/two-naked-women-covered-jam-15262325

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thismorning - 11 Oct 2018 04:19:13 (#1 of 58)

lurks

invicta - 11 Oct 2018 07:09:25 (#2 of 58)

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great
er-manchester-news/naked-women-jam-manchester-centre-15263816


"Apparently they had a toaster plugged into a car battery with some home made bread.

"The jam was strawberry and the reason was for artistic expression. I'm informed the matter did not amount to a criminal offence, so the two women were advised and sent on their way.



"I just hope this isn't the start of a new craze that starts to spread.”

fenderstrat - 11 Oct 2018 07:12:09 (#3 of 58)

Lord preserve us.

machiavelli - 11 Oct 2018 07:14:12 (#4 of 58)

It curd-les the blood.

darkhorse - 11 Oct 2018 07:15:13 (#5 of 58)

British eccentricity is something to conserve.

machiavelli - 11 Oct 2018 07:17:33 (#6 of 58)

They didn't look like damsens in distress.

HouseOfLametta - 11 Oct 2018 09:15:14 (#7 of 58)

I can’t believe they’re not bitter.

Electro2 - 11 Oct 2018 09:17:22 (#8 of 58)

Golly!

machiavelli - 11 Oct 2018 09:18:58 (#9 of 58)

It's a stunt in favour of endangered species - Mammal Aid.

Snarlygog - 11 Oct 2018 09:19:47 (#10 of 58)

A far better craze than those Creepy Clowns.

invicta - 11 Oct 2018 09:22:22 (#11 of 58)

Very sensible of them to wait until Autumn, wouldn't want to be doing that in summer with all the wasps.

Not sure about the artistic argument, though. It's not Manet, is it?

darkhorse - 11 Oct 2018 09:24:10 (#12 of 58)

It's a con fit for the dustbin of art history.

Electro2 - 11 Oct 2018 09:24:58 (#13 of 58)

Strawberry feels forever?

ZimAgain - 11 Oct 2018 09:26:18 (#14 of 58)

Manet isn't everything.

machiavelli - 11 Oct 2018 09:27:11 (#15 of 58)

It's a con fit for the dustbin of art history.

:-)

wickeltisch - 11 Oct 2018 09:28:25 (#16 of 58)

I want to know what the home made bread was for. Did they stick it on the jam in strategic places to 'protect their modesty', as the Mail would call it?

wickeltisch - 11 Oct 2018 09:29:15 (#17 of 58)

And is it important that it was home made and not shop bought?

invicta - 11 Oct 2018 09:31:47 (#18 of 58)

It was probably a bit late for that. Tbh.

I was impressed with the fact that they brought a car battery, DC converter and a toaster. Hardcore toasteering. Perhaps that is the new craze the policeman fears: the making of toast in unusual places.

machiavelli - 11 Oct 2018 09:32:49 (#19 of 58)

the making of toast in unusual places.

That might get you into a few scrapes.

invicta - 11 Oct 2018 09:34:09 (#20 of 58)

Great for Instagram, though. Pictures of toasters and buttered toast from picturesque locations.

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