As we head towards what may be our last Christmas and Hogmanay as members of the EU...
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Where will you be on Friday 29 March 2019 (Brexit Day)? How will you be celebrating or mourning the momentous day?
On the Twitters, remonstrating with the oafish and incorrect.
At MrBint's parents, celebrating.
Not Brexit - their 50th wedding anniversary.
Getting home could be fun. Risk a plane, or use suddenly scarce fuel on the long drive to the ferry?
I'm planning on going on holiday overseas, possibly in Europe. If I get caught in plane/passport control hell I can unload on the nearest mouthy leaver when I get back. I don't want to be here for whatever crowing they'll be doing on the day.
"Ripped to the tits at Heaven & Hell in Barnsley."
My mate DJs there. Say Hi from me.
Wondering when sanity will become fashionable again.
INDEPENDENCE DAY
I will, to borrow the words of Shadders, be parading around the ring with my arms triumphantly aloft, having correctly predicted whichever Brexit outcome transpires
Dr Pangloss there.
I'll be warm and safe in the technocratic bosom of the European Union, wondering when and if Marks and Spencer's will reopen and preparing a food parcel for my relatives in Brexitania.
I'll be guarding my canned goods stash with a shotgun.
Start my very own Mad Max style biker gang and terrorise south Devon.
Heh, there's already established competition I'm afraid.
Anyway, it's bands of new age travellers we'll be needing. Those turnips won't pick themselves.
Time for everyone to invest in polytunnels and grow your own produce. You can still sow spinach/chard/spring onions/carrots/beets/lettuce indoors and grow them on in time for a minor harvest at the end of March.
Where will you be on Friday 29 March 2019 (Brexit Day)?
Probably at work.
How will you be celebrating or mourning the momentous day?
I'll be cataloguing my stockpile of adequate food. And medicine.
Either we’ll be in in Tuscany, or we’ll be nearer home, having backed out - at minimal cost - should Brexit turn out to be the clusterfucking omnishambles that the Tories seem determined to make it.
How will you be celebrating or mourning the momentous day?
I'll wear black, with all the blinds drawn, listen to various recordings of the Requiem, and pray. A few friends and family member may join me, in which case we'll have a wake afterwards.
Are you planning to sacrifice one of them?