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Started by DesEsseintes on Dec 4, 2018 4:27:55 PM
How do you get 11 people in a Ford Focus?
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widenation - 04 Dec 2018 16:38:29 (#1 of 46)

15-month ban seems harsh.

carterbrandon - 04 Dec 2018 16:41:55 (#2 of 46)

When I was a kid, nine of us went on holiday in a Hillman Minx.

FrankieTeardrop - 04 Dec 2018 16:42:43 (#3 of 46)

And then?

Gotout - 04 Dec 2018 16:42:58 (#4 of 46)

This used to be a student thing, 11 people seems a light load.



Maybe he should have got a mini?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/car-manufacturers/mini/9680859/One-Mini-28-people-and-a-new-Guinness-World-Record.html

coshipi - 04 Dec 2018 16:48:08 (#5 of 46)

I took the Peace News Collective, 11 of us, with all our luggage for a weekend and a couple of thousand leaflets, from Nottingham to (London)Derry in a short wheelbase Landrover (nominally 7 seats).

Not as crowded as stuffed vehicles often can be, but that was a long drive. Left Nottingham after putting the paper to bed on the Friday, arrived in Derry in the small hours having caught the last ferry from Stranraer.

cozzer - 04 Dec 2018 16:52:40 (#6 of 46)

Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.

coshipi - 04 Dec 2018 16:57:24 (#7 of 46)

That's how you get two whales in a mini though.

Gotout - 04 Dec 2018 17:04:31 (#8 of 46)

groan....

Leftie - 05 Dec 2018 12:01:59 (#9 of 46)

Surely these idiots getting in are also responsible?!

frantastic - 05 Dec 2018 12:15:28 (#10 of 46)

Chop them very finely.

Gotout - 05 Dec 2018 12:19:43 (#11 of 46)

add a chopped onion and carrots, then simmer...

JerkinMcGherkin - 05 Dec 2018 19:52:22 (#12 of 46)

Get Boris Johnson to eat 10 people and then crowbar him into the car.

Yersinia - 05 Dec 2018 19:54:17 (#13 of 46)

... and then?

TRaney - 05 Dec 2018 19:54:24 (#14 of 46)

How do you get 11 people in a Ford? Focus. Surely?

AlanII - 05 Dec 2018 19:54:48 (#15 of 46)

Torch it.

thisonehasalittlehat - 05 Dec 2018 19:56:06 (#16 of 46)

Torch them.

LemonGrass - 05 Dec 2018 20:04:47 (#17 of 46)

How do you get 11 Irishmen in a Mini?

Park it outside Maze Prison.

brooklyn - 05 Dec 2018 20:05:40 (#18 of 46)

the question doesn't specify that they have to be in simultaneously. so the answer is obvious.

Yersinia - 05 Dec 2018 20:08:02 (#19 of 46)

Four women, each pregnant, three of them with twins.

widenation - 05 Dec 2018 20:12:53 (#20 of 46)

'Car yoga' is a thing apparently - so that might help.

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