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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Jan 8, 2019 12:55:03 PM
Cyberflashing crisis: why do YOU send unsolicited d*ck-pics?

One Reddit user, Jake, said: “I’ve done it a few times in the past, and I think it’s mostly about validation. Although most men will never admit to it, we are very insecure about our bodies, especially down there. So, unconsciously, we just want someone to say we look nice, or that we are attractive. OK, sending an unsolicited dick pic is really not the way to do it, but I do think that’s the driver. We are just desperate for someone to tell us we’re OK. Not even sexy or incredibly handsome – just OK.”

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jan/08/wh
at-makes-men-send-dick-pics

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BenSawbridg - 08 Jan 2019 13:25:30 (#1 of 76)

THIS IS THE THREAD TO TALJ ABOUT DICK PICS ON REDDIT.

LippyPongstocking - 08 Jan 2019 13:32:19 (#2 of 76)

I've never seen a dick pic on Reddit. However, I did once see a self confession entitled, 'Mousse. In. My. Vagina'.

carterbrandon - 08 Jan 2019 13:37:39 (#3 of 76)

He was an underrated genius and the operating system that carries his name is a great lost idea, but shouldn't discussion of him be over in IT and Computers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick_operating_syste
m#History

Agaliarept - 08 Jan 2019 13:42:02 (#4 of 76)

Can we dedicate some of this thread to the female version of a dick pick?

The Clamagram.

JacobReesBogg - 08 Jan 2019 13:47:44 (#5 of 76)

I once sent a picture of a rooster to a girl. It was supposed to be a joke about people who send pictures of their dicks.

However she thought it was serious and never opened the picture. So she never saw that it was actually a picture of a chicken. She never spoke to me again.

Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive.............

carterbrandon - 08 Jan 2019 13:52:00 (#6 of 76)

it was actually a picture of a chicken. She never spoke to me again.

>

Well you were choking it.

bossab2 - 08 Jan 2019 13:52:30 (#7 of 76)

Another article on the strange alternative universe the Graun inhabits.

Agaliarept - 08 Jan 2019 13:55:16 (#8 of 76)

I once sent a picture of a rooster to a girl. It was supposed to be a joke about people who send pictures of their dicks.

I used to chat to ladies online and offer to draw them a picture. I had a method of drawing a cat that looked very suspect until details were added.

Got some laffs but no dates.

HouseOfLametta - 08 Jan 2019 14:02:08 (#9 of 76)

I knew someone (not me, someone much more important) who was sent a message by his girlfriend which was basically a massive picture of a dick.

She sent it over the fax, this was some time ago, and the joke was that the spunking helmet would come through first, then several sheets of essentially tramlines to suggest prodigious length of shaft, and then two bristly bollocks.

Sadly she got the wrong number and sent it to a conference room where the MD was giving a presentation and the fax was an obsolete one which was:

A) incredibly noisy

2) fed by a long spool of holey paper that dangled down the front of the table and pooled on the floor.

BenSawbridg - 08 Jan 2019 14:21:34 (#10 of 76)

I used to chat to ladies online and offer to draw them a picture. I had a method of drawing a cat that looked very suspect until details were added

And there you were saying you had no experience of modern dating mores!

Agaliarept - 08 Jan 2019 14:30:52 (#11 of 76)

And there you were saying you had no experience of modern dating mores!

Well this was over a decade ago. The webchats were in black and white!

Peacock - 08 Jan 2019 14:32:40 (#12 of 76)

I do it because I'm lonely.

Rendered - 08 Jan 2019 14:33:11 (#13 of 76)

I find that hard to believe, benners.

CaptainBlack - 08 Jan 2019 14:35:59 (#14 of 76)

I recently had to show a doctor big pictures of my erect penis on an iPad. That was embarrassing enough.

carterbrandon - 08 Jan 2019 14:38:34 (#15 of 76)

1. Are you sure you don't want to advance 'big' by 3 words?

2. Other flat surfaces are available.

TRaney - 08 Jan 2019 14:40:32 (#16 of 76)

An NHS spokesperson said “It is not and never has been NHS policy to request photographs of tumescent members for medical purposes.”

CaptainBlack - 08 Jan 2019 14:41:29 (#17 of 76)

No, I'm quite secure, thanks.

I don't think either party took much delight in the situation.

Agaliarept - 08 Jan 2019 14:44:01 (#18 of 76)

I recently had to show a doctor big pictures of my erect penis on an iPad. That was embarrassing enough.

Your doctor wasn't a Dr K Spacey by chance was it?

You may need to let someone know.

JacobReesBogg - 08 Jan 2019 14:45:10 (#19 of 76)

Why did you have to put your penis on an iPad? It might have messed the screen up. I hope you put some paper over it first.

Arjuna - 08 Jan 2019 14:47:04 (#20 of 76)

After a couple of weeks, the bibliophile said he would be visiting London where Holroyd, who builds online learning courses, was living. “He asked if I fancied meeting for coffee and a walk by the river,” she says. He suggested they swap phone numbers to make arrangements easier. “Almost instantly, he sent me closeups of his penis.”

Well how else would she recognise him?

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