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Started by Lawlsie on Feb 12, 2019 4:01:40 PM
OUTRAGE! Women need LESSONS in how to stop their homes becoming MAN REPELLENT!

Interior designer Suzie Manfinder is doing house-to-house calls to make sure single women aren’t turning men away with their cosy, comfortable furniture, books in the bedroom, Buddhas in the bathroom and man-repellent tiles.

Said Cindy Manhunter, 57, “Without Suzie’s advice I’d never have thought to chuck out all the books in my bedroom! I’ve made a promise to God that I’ll never read another word if it’ll get me a maayaan!”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6688899/How-avoid-turning-home-manrepeller.html

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TinyMcOtter - 12 Feb 2019 16:07:14 (#1 of 47)

It’s just a linkbait article.

Peacock - 12 Feb 2019 16:19:35 (#2 of 47)

Oh where to hide the box full of dildos?

Lawlsie - 12 Feb 2019 16:31:24 (#3 of 47)

No man will want you if you have a dildo.

HouseOfLametta - 12 Feb 2019 16:31:49 (#4 of 47)

But it won’t matter.

wickeltisch - 12 Feb 2019 16:37:25 (#5 of 47)

So clutter makes you fat? That's just one example of the nonsense the feng shui obsessed woman is telling. Having too many books? Is there such a thing? And the bold feature wallpaper would give me a headache if I had to look at it for a longer time.

And why have both women in the photo made such horrible dress choices?

Lawlsie - 12 Feb 2019 16:53:25 (#6 of 47)

And why have both women in the photo made such horrible dress choices?

Daily Mail wardrobe. It has hideous dresses and outfits specially for these kind of features.

carterbrandon - 12 Feb 2019 16:57:07 (#7 of 47)

too many books

A Twitter star knows about that:

Check out @ProResting’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/ProResting/status/617613589269
057536?s=09

wickeltisch - 12 Feb 2019 16:57:45 (#8 of 47)

The third photo shows the shoes they're wearing. Ankle boots only look okay on long stick thin legs imo, they tend to make normal legs look shorter than they really are. And the yellow skirt stands out, you look at it more than the black sweater and stockings and it makes the woman look fatter than she is.

Mail choices to make the woman look frumpy and unattractive?.

Lawlsie - 12 Feb 2019 17:07:05 (#9 of 47)

Mail choices to make the woman look frumpy and unattractive?.

Yup. Or tarty. They nearly always insist on women in their features wearing a red or purple dress with high heels.

xDiggy - 12 Feb 2019 17:25:48 (#10 of 47)

If she's bringing home men who care greatly about home furnishings there may be a more fundamental reason the evening isn't ending as she hopes.

wickeltisch - 12 Feb 2019 17:31:39 (#11 of 47)

Actually are there such a lot of men who care about home furnishings? In my experience they care more about the stereo and other technical equipment they see.

Lawlsie - 12 Feb 2019 17:31:42 (#12 of 47)

If she's bringing home men who care greatly about home furnishings there may be a more fundamental reason the evening isn't ending as she hopes.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Peacock - 12 Feb 2019 17:32:08 (#13 of 47)

don’t forget power tools and guns

wickeltisch - 12 Feb 2019 17:34:09 (#14 of 47)

Guns? Are you in the USA?

moto748 - 12 Feb 2019 18:27:14 (#15 of 47)

Heh! Reminds me of the 'Chicks with guns' segment in Jackie Brown.

lammaMia - 12 Feb 2019 18:42:14 (#16 of 47)

7: That got me in tears from laughing. That is Rose from The Golden girls!

bossab2 - 12 Feb 2019 23:16:56 (#17 of 47)

The wallpaper is horrible as well.

And why is one of the women wearing a table lamp ?

Lawlsie - 12 Feb 2019 23:22:03 (#18 of 47)

Because... Daily Mail. It hates women. And it's the paper more women read than any other. Go figure.

solomongursky - 12 Feb 2019 23:30:52 (#19 of 47)

https://y.yarn.co/09b240b0-c3c8-4ef6-8a1b-7a1de50c6b4a_screenshot.jpg

SinnerBoy - 13 Feb 2019 10:00:15 (#20 of 47)

Ladies! Don't read too many books, it will encourage thinking!

And that's dangerous; you wouldn't want that, would you?

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