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Started by col2001 on Mar 11, 2019 10:48:27 PM
Man sends woman list of self-improvements after date
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HerpDerp - 11 Mar 2019 23:12:32 (#1 of 84)

Sounds fake.

col2001 - 11 Mar 2019 23:13:01 (#2 of 84)

good fun, though.

JerkinMcGherkin - 11 Mar 2019 23:17:34 (#3 of 84)

If that's true, he sounds like the sort of bloke whose long term sexual partner is on the end of his wrist.

Tenesmus - 12 Mar 2019 00:20:09 (#4 of 84)

Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters?

AdrianNTierney - 12 Mar 2019 00:27:18 (#5 of 84)

The only reasonable reply to this fool is a list of improvements that he should undertake.

I suspect that Number One would probably be that he should make a close acquaintance with a bath or shower. AND soap.

brooklyn - 12 Mar 2019 03:24:30 (#6 of 84)

well, come on. the comment about the boobs makes sense.

mememe - 12 Mar 2019 07:56:31 (#7 of 84)

A friend of mine had this same thing happen to her a couple of weeks ago. She also caught the guy going through her handbag.

Nevertheless she decided a bit of sexy time would be in order (don't ask me why as handbag rifling would be the reddest of red flags to me, but I guess she was horny), but nothing below the waist. This guy said, (and I quote) 'open your legs please.'

At which point she kicked him out, and received an email the next day telling her how he'd led her on and was terribly unfair and she was a bad person.

And these guys wonder why they're single.

Tadagee - 12 Mar 2019 08:03:29 (#8 of 84)

'She didn't laugh at my jokes or kiss me the bitch'.

Bet he's a self styled 'nice guy' too.

CarlosFandango - 12 Mar 2019 08:06:27 (#9 of 84)

Good grief. Obviously the guy is a total loser - imagine being so weak as to actually say 'please'!

This is an absurd joke, obviously, before anyone gets upset.



Consent issues are hugely important, and cover far more than physical intimacy and sex. Handbag rifling and the unbidden sending of weird offensive emails spring to mind...

mazylou - 12 Mar 2019 08:07:33 (#10 of 84)

What a catch.

mememe - 12 Mar 2019 08:08:32 (#11 of 84)

As I said to her, I'd have kicked him out for the handbag rifling alone.

CarlosFandango - 12 Mar 2019 08:10:06 (#12 of 84)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

FleurDuMal - 12 Mar 2019 08:12:31 (#13 of 84)

If that's true, he sounds like the sort of bloke whose long term sexual partner is on the end of his wrist.

That’s a wonderful expression and I’m stealing it.

Ginmonkey - 12 Mar 2019 08:13:42 (#14 of 84)

Handbag riffling is an absolute no, why she didn't leave right and then is beyond me. Mr Monkey and I have been together for 13 years and he wouldn't dream of even opening my handbag without permission.

Gotout - 12 Mar 2019 08:14:00 (#15 of 84)

Be more sensitive to others feelings.



He doesn't appear to understand irony.

mememe - 12 Mar 2019 08:14:27 (#16 of 84)

Handbag riffling is an absolute no, why she didn't leave right and then is beyond me.

Me too. I think she had the 'orn.

mememe - 12 Mar 2019 08:15:29 (#17 of 84)

Mrs mememe sometimes tells me to look for things in her handbag. Every time I think 'it's a trap!'.

GyratingTrampoline - 12 Mar 2019 08:17:43 (#18 of 84)

he wouldn't dream of even opening my handbag



Alright for some - my partner makes me dig through it every time I need the car keys and its all apple cores, half full crisp packets etc

FleurDuMal - 12 Mar 2019 08:18:06 (#19 of 84)

MrFleur won’t even get my car keys out of my bag, unless I ask him to. Often, he’ll go upstairs and get the spare set instead

levelgaze - 12 Mar 2019 08:24:40 (#20 of 84)

'tis The Law.

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